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[Inaudible airport announcements] [Grey sighs] What’s the fastest way to board an airplane? I mean, you can’t just throw open the gates like funneling cattle into a chute. That’s not for us. We’re primates, after all! So let’s put our monkey brains to work to tackle this queue which is what boarding groups do: Prioritize, plainly packing primates precisely. (Primarily) Ok, we have a suggestion: pour people into the plane back to front. This is an intuitive solution to fill a cylinder. But there's almost a law of the universe that solutions which are… …the first thing you'd think of and look sensible and are easy to implement are often… … terrible, ineffective solutions, once implemented will drag on civilization forever. :: Cough, voting systems, cough :: So it should come as no surprise that this method is… … not good and also what most airlines use to board their planes. Let's watch it in action: The first boarding group walks to the back of the plane. Everything is smooth right until the first to go reaches their row and starts to stow. So slow. And for passenger two, while their seat is in view, there's nothing to do. The aisle's one queue, where all can naught but stew, stuck like glue until this guy's through. :: Phew :: It's bags. Bags cause most of the delay boarding a flight. Like with this: a full-stop stow. When it happens, everyone boarding the plane within and without must wait until one person finishes stowing their bag. Can you feel it? The aggregate lost seconds of human life piling up like a bounty for a delighted reaper? Of course you can. You can feel it with every bag. :: Uhhh :: What was I saying? Right, back-to-front boarding groups have a lot of full-stop stows, and very few of what you want: … pullaways and parallels and parallels and pullaways. Pullaways turn one queue into two. And parallels decrease total bag stow time and are super satisfying. The rare triple partner parallel invoking a double high-five at the sheer pleasure of its efficiency. But loading back to front lets few of these happen. Now say you weren't just… not good at designing boarding groups,… … but you were malicious and wanted to maximize the amount of human life wasted upon a flight. What would you do? Not back-to-front but front to back -- the smaller the boarding group the better. This makes almost every tedious shuffle forward result in a full stop stow,… …because most of the line waits by rows already full or outside the plane. Look familiar? This is where we acknowledge the class structure of airplanes. Real planes look like this and first class boards first, front to back, … … before the pro-conomy file in back-to-front. So, excluding pre-boarding, all airlines start with a little of the slowest boarding method you could intentionally design. Now, obviously, this video will soon reveal faster boarding procedures. And you will wonder,...