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Two pipes P and Q are opened together to fill a tank. Both the pipes fill the tank in time [math]x.[/math] If P separately took [math]16[/math] minutes more time than [math]x[/math] to fill the tank and Q separately took [math]36[/math] minutes more time than [math]x[/math] to fill the tank, then find the value of [math]x.[/math]It is assumed that the unit of [math]x[/math] is also minutes.In such problem determine the quantity filled by P and Q in one unit time.It is given that the time taken by P and Q to fill the tank separately are [math]x+16[/math] and [math]x+36[/math] minutes respectively.[math]\Rightarrow\qquad[/math] In [math]1[/math] minute P and Q separately fill [math]\frac{1}{x+16}[/math] and [math]\frac{1}{x+36}[/math] part of the tank respectively.[math]\Rightarrow\qquad[/math] In [math]1[/math] minute P and Q to together fill [math]\frac{1}{x+16}+\frac{1}{x+36}[/math] part of the tank.It is given that in [math]x[/math] minute P and Q together fill the tank completely.[math]\Rightarrow\qquad \left(\frac{1}{x+16}+\frac{1}{x+36}\right)x=1 \qquad\Rightarrow\qquad \left(\frac{2x+52}{(x+16)(x+36)}\right)x=1.[/math][math]\Rightarrow\qquad (2x+52)x=(x+16)(x+36)\qquad\Rightarrow\qquad 2x^2+52x=x^2+52x+576.[/math][math]\Rightarrow\qquad x^2=576 \qquad\Rightarrow\qquad x=24[/math] minutes.

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1. JumpinessOften I appear to be doing nothing, when I'm actually mulling over some program flow in my head, or wondering what went wrong with that last SQL query, or how to break down that new proposed functionality into bite-sized pieces. You know the drill.And then someone comes up behind me and quite innocently calls my name or taps me on the shoulder. HOLY SHIT. (It's worse when I'm drinking coffee)Lately some of my younger colleagues have started thinking it's funny to startle me when I'm in thinking mode. Not cool, you little brats.2. Taking things too literallyYou guys have probably heard the joke about the programmer's wife, eggs and milk. Trust me, it's so real it's not even funny. For example, during interviews - Interviewer: Do you know how Paypal's IPN works?Me: Yes.(awkward silence)Interviewer: (patiently) I mean, I'd like you to explain the how Paypal's IPN works.Me: Oh! Right. Here goes...Luckily, interviewer was a fellow techie. And understood that I wasn't trying to be funny, or evasive.3. Expecting things to be literalI tend to get frustrated when I ask what I thought was a reasonably straightforward question with a Y/N answer, and someone gives me a long answer without actually answering my question.Maybe it's the result of writing so many functions and methods. You can define what output the method gives you, if at all. If you want a true or false, you define the return value as a Boolean. If you want a line of text, you make the method return a String.Ah, but human beings aren't wired that way.

My surname according to the passport is Madurai Ananthakrishnan. When I first visited the US, I was filling out the form they hand out on the aeroplane before you land. Since there was a fancy inflight video instructing us on how to fill the form, I was taking it very seriously. This is when I realized the boxes in the surname column ran out and I was very worried about it. The forms were not that big a deal, but that's when I seriously wished they had clubbed my middle name (Madurai) with that of the first name like how it is supposed to be. It is extremely difficult when you are trying to resolve an issue over phone. Customer services with westerners get so tired typing it out- Imagine spelling out M for Mother, A for Alpha and so on, especially on an international call.I think it is a big inconvenience in all aspects to elaborate initials and make your name horrendously complicated. A meek M.V Varadharajan could transform into a formidable Manamadurai Venkatasubramanian Varadharajan in the process of expansion. I suppose our naming schema was not meant for western life.It used to be a common practice in Tamil families to name their children after their parents which could run into a recursive loop. For example, my father's name is Ananthakrishnan Srinivasan while his father's name is Srinivasan Ananthakrishnan and so on. I broke the loop by being a girl. Now people have ridiculously complicated names that fuses in all the fashionable names that they like. Add a dab of numerology and you will end up something like "Aaaarya", "Rawi". It is very important to decide what you want to be called as and then put that in your passport. Else, you will have tiring, bloodsucking bureaucratic hassles later, if you need to change your name in your passport or visa as Ramakrishnan Krishnan has mentioned in his answer.That said, there are so many celebrities with Village Name & Father's first name as their surnames. Example: M. S. Subbulakshmi, Vilayanur S. Ramachandran. Why, there is even P. Sundararajan who later came to be known as Sundar Pichai.

Constantly.In 11th grade, we had to write a parody of a famous work. We would then have to read the entire thing in class. Most students parodied a short story, or a poem.I parodied Hamlet. The whole play. Every line.I called it “Omelet, Prince of Eggmark”We performed it in class. It took 4 days.Oh, and there was the time I found out my teacher’s password and used it to change his alert sound to “Joe MacDonald would not approve of this” in my very distinctive voice. I then changed his password so that when he tried to log in the next morning, his computer repeatedly told him (in my voice…and I sat in the front row) that Joe MacDonald (my friend and notorious super-nerd) would not approve.Or when I taught History class because I bet my teacher I could get 100% on a quiz before he finished passing them out. Nailed that lesson.Oh, and the time my physics teacher was filling out the form for students going to Science Olympiad and I told him my address was 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. But I spelled it out (one-six-zero-zero P-E-N-N-…) so he totally went with it.Or when I learned how to make the same whistle as the wind would make in that same physics classroom. When that whistle started up, my physics teacher frantically closed the windows because the sound drove him nuts. It took him a couple of days to figure out I was making the sound.But my favorite had to be Spanish lab. We had this classroom where everyone wore headphones with a microphone. We all had to speak along with what was being said, and she could randomly make one person in the room audible to everyone else.So I practiced impersonating the voice of the person who did the Spanish voice. I remember it like it was yesterday… “Listo? Empiece. Numero Uno….”I kinda knew she’d pick me first, and when she did she was convinced that the machine was broken. She kept coming back to me and hearing not my voice but the voice of the Spanish narrator.Got out of a whole day of Spanish homework thanks to that little stunt.So, I love it when students troll me. But only when they do it in an intelligent and creative way. That’s the gold right there.Looking back on it, I guess I started my career in devastations younger than I thought…

While it’s considered rude to walk up to an overweight person and comment on their weight, most people consider it “fair game” to comment on the weight of a naturally skinny woman.  My height is 5'4" and weight is 46 kgs therefore, I find this question apt for me to answer. But since many have already answered this, I will give it a shot in a funnier way exemplifying the daily struggles. :P______________________________________________________________________Aside from being told “you need more meat on your bones” and being compared to a twig and toothpicks, there are a variety of other problems only skinny girls understand.Strangers asking “Do you eat?” and having people tell you to eat something all the time.Hearing people would “love to have your problem” and that you have no reason to be insecure or complain because you’re skinny.People joking that you’ll blow away in the wind.Skinny legs make your feet look huge.Uncushioned chairs and benches hurt your buttbone.Real pain is getting stuck between two fat ass in a car.Not being able to donate blood because you don’t signNow the 110 pound weight requirement.People saying they’re scared to hug you because they might break you.Always needing beltsThe assumption that you have an eating disorder, as if looks can diagnose mental health.People joking about your weight, as if it’s not just as hurtful as making a fat joke to someone who is overweight.Wearing the same size bra you wore in middle school. :PNo one believing when you say you love food or that you eat a lot and being asked to prove it all of the time.Needing drawstrings on yoga pants because the elastic won’t hold them up.Not being able to gain weight no matter what you do, and people rolling their eyes when you voice this frustration to them.Feeling cold All.The.Time.Not having the curves to fill out some fashionable clothes and being told “0” isn’t a real size.And people insisting on picking you up only to comment on how light you are.People asking you why you workout, as if being skinny means you’re automatically healthy or not into athletics.Being told “real women have curves” and “guys don’t like stick figures,” as if you have to shame one type of body to celebrate another.Explaining that skinny is sexy. Curvy is sexy. But most of all, confidence is sexy — regardless of the size. Hah, "You think all skinny people are weak, I think you're wrong."Edit - Uploaded my current pic on request.

Here, found a few pictures on the internet where lazy people show their talent.Note - Credits to the respective photograph owners.Blender cleaning made easyCleaning your blender can be such a hassle. A simple, lazy life hack is to pop some water and a dash of dish soap into the blender and turn it on for a short while. We can see this going wrong if you use too much soap though.Colouring boxDoes your child enjoy drawing and colouring? Are they dangerous with crayons and can't be trusted near walls? Here's your solution, pop them in a cardboard box and let them get on with it.Cookies and milkUnless you're lactose or dairy intolerant, if you have some cookies dunking them in milk (or tea for us Brits) is pretty much mandatory. Doing so though makes unnecessary washing up. Unless, of course, you use the cookie container to hold your drink too. Delicious genius.Lazy smokerSmoking is bad for you and you shouldn't do it. But if you too enjoy a good cigarette, then this lazy chap can help you solve the hassle of dealing with falling ash and mess. A weirdly wonderful cigarette holder/ashtray combination gadget is the answer to all your smoking needs.Walking your humanDogs are great, we love them, but they do need a lot of looking after. This lazy genius has changed things up a bit by making the dog walking him instead. His four-legged friend sure seems to be enjoying it too, win, win!Lazy birdIt's not just people who are lazy apparently, even nature has some lazy clever creatures looking for new and ingenious ways to save energy. As the saying goes, work smarter, not harder. Why fly when you can have someone else do it for you?Masterfully lazy parentingLooking after your kids is such a chore. They're so demanding "Dad, can we play?", "Dad, can I have a snack?, "Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad..." it's endless. But this genius might have the lazy, yet an awesome solution. Tie a string to the kid's swing, grab a beer and keep them entertained from afar with your feet up. Nice and relaxed.Walking the dog is hard workOwning a dog is hard work. They might be man's best friend, but what a hassle it is to have to walk them on a daily basis. This lady has put a golf cart to superb use to ease the misery of the daily chores and give her legs a rest while she gives her pooch some walkies.Let me Google that for youSome people worry about robots and computers taking their jobs. Others embrace tech to make their lives that little bit easier. Let's face it, you'll probably get better results from Google anyway.Technology is heavy and inconvenientTablets are great for watching hilarious prank videos on YouTube, but they're also heavy and inconvenient for long-term watching. A selfie stick, a long pole or some clever workmanship can put an end to that misery.Washing more than just dishesIt turns out the dishwasher isn't just for dishes. Well, it might not have specifically been designed to wash potatoes, but there's no reason you can put it to that use. Just avoid dish soap.A private cinema screeningBinge watching Netflix on your phone is taxing on the arms, but creating your own hands-free cinema screen is easy if you have an empty box, a pair of scissors and a love for arts and crafts.Watching TV in bedBeing lazy and watching TV in bed is great, but having to account for a picture that's incorrectly aligned when you're horizontal can be such a pain. This young chap had the simple yet genius idea of simply popping his television on its side. We're not sure we'd risk that with a modern flatscreen though.Nerf darts and light switchesToo lazy to get up and turn the lights out? No problem. Pop some darts into your trusty Nerf gun and shoot the light switch. Of course, this sort of laziness requires plenty of ammo or a crack shot. Otherwise, you'll end up sleeping with the lights on.Packaging is just so inconvenientModern packaging is a hassle to open. Theft prevention is all well and good until you can't get into the box to use what you bought. This lazy genius just cut out the middleman and plugged the bulb in anyway.When laziness becomes a life hackSometimes being lazy pays off. We all love a good life hack. Anything that makes life easier is a welcome addition to our knowledgebase. Here a simple tip makes DIY a breeze. Instead of measuring and marking where n you need to drill just photocopy the holes, stick the copy on the wall and drill right through.YouTube vs choresThis lazy individual managed to get out of cleaning their room (at least temporarily) by using YouTube videos to replicate the noise of a vacuum cleaner.Laying down is greatWhen you don't have a cardboard box, there's always this option for watching videos on your phone or tablet. We're not sure how comfortable it is, but at least there's no danger of dropping a device on your face.Mondays are hardMondays are hard work. Dragging yourself into work or college after a hard weekend of relaxing can be too much effort for the modern lazy man. We always wondered why monitors rotated in these weird and wonderful ways. Now we know the answer.It still works as intendedAnother case of frustrating packaging or just a clever use of something for its intended purpose? This doorstop is still keeping the door open, so there aren't too many holes we can pick in this lazy person's logic.Getting the most out of your four-legged friendYou have to walk your dog. You have to clean up after them. You have to bring them food. It's only fair every now and then they return the favour. Here, some clever lazy person has added a bottle opener to their dog's collar, now all they need to do is to train Daisy to bring a bottle too.All the comfort of home on the roadWhen you need to go out, but can't quite bring yourself to leave the comfort of your favourite leather recliner, there are always other options. This lazy genius has created a new form of transport using a comfy seat and a scooter. We're not too sure it's road legal, but we don't doubt its comfort.Lessons in parentingParenting is exhausting, there's no doubt about it. Maybe parents like the one pictured here are onto a trick though - why expend important energy on mundane tasks like going out in public when you can use technology to get around?Saving time at HalloweenBuying pumpkins costs money. Carving pumpkins makes a mess. This smarty-pants may well have spent a little of their money on electricity, but they saved time at Halloween. Time that could be much better spent on stuffing sweets or pulling pranks than cutting up a pumpkin that would inevitably rot and be thrown away anyway.Taking notes in classLooks like we're raising a whole generation of lazy people. In the good old days, we had to suffer wrist ache when scrawling pages and pages of notes during lectures. Now the youth just have to remember to bring their phone or tablet to class and make sure they've got a good enough camera to make the "notes" readable.Hands-free telephonyThe lazy tech user doesn't let things like not having the right equipment hold them back. Making hands-free calls without getting a crick in the neck, even with a corded phone, doesn't have to be difficult.Cooking that will blow you awayMicrowave on the fritz? Did takeaway arrive cold? No problem, just set your hairdryer to hot and gently warm your food until it's ready to eat again. We can't say we'd recommend this one for hygiene reasons, plus on too high a setting you may well just blow all your food across the room, but it's ingenious anyway.Fitbit hacksPeople are always finding clever ways to beat the system. We all love a good fitness tracker to help support us on our goals towards weight loss and a healthier lifestyle, but some days you really just don't want to put in those steps. To ease the guilt, this lazy gadget fan simply taped their Fitbit to a desk fan and watched all the steps roll in.Letting the dog take you for a walkWalking the dog is another way to clock up your steps for the day, but letting them loose can give you the edge when it comes to hitting your goals. You're only cheating yourself of course, but if the competition is stiff among friends, why not give yourself the edge on the leaderboard.Daylight savings timeClocks are such a bore. Every year when daylight savings time comes around (or ends) we have to adjust all the clocks to the right time. Such a hassle. Why bother when a simple sign will do.A watched pot might eventually boilThe clever lazy people among us put technology to good use for even the simplest of tasks. Why keep getting up to check on a boiling pot of food when you can use an IP connected camera, baby monitor or even a phone to watch it from afar?The writing's on the wallThis one equally belongs in the "you had one job" category of internet memes. Someone really couldn't be bothered to move this clock once something else had been erected in front of it. A quick and simple solution solved the problem with very little effort though.A smart viewing experienceAlthough we can imagine some initial effort went into setting this up, it was far less hassle than having to cut up a cardboard box and now this kid has a perfect way to view his films with ease.A new use for FaceTimeWe bet when Apple first created FaceTime the developers never thought people would use it to keep an eye on food cooking in their oven. They say the first bite is with the eye. Now you can take that first bite over the internet.A nice relaxing bathBefore there was streaming technology for playing games remotely, there was this guy.Taking a bath and video calling his TV so he could play PlayStation games remotely. You have to admire the sheer brilliance behind this one. Though it makes us a bit nervous to see how close that tablet is balanced to the edge of the bath.Thanks,VibhorYou might also like to read my answers on:What are the most random and ridiculously expensive things celebs have ever bought?Where can I get the latest series of home appliances at discounted rates? I am also looking for deals that can help me in saving more?

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