Bowel Movement Chart Form

I’d concur with the Go To An ER NOW! crowd if you really truly had blood gushing out to fill a toilet with blood.If you just had a few drops on your toilet paper or somesuch then it’s more of something to bring up at your next doctor visit.I notice you asked this three weeks ago. If this happened to you or to someone you know, would you take a minute or two to add a comment below your Question or maybe add an answer of your own so people will know how it turned out?(Quora should really have an option for questions like this so that those who’ve answered could get a single followup message from the OP automatically without the OP having to send messages or add comments to everyone who responded.)MJM, full of bright ideas at 7:30 am without having gotten to bed yet…

Anything less than 3 times a week is considered constipation. @Bowel Movements: What's Considered Normal? - Guide to Constipation Relief - Everyday Health

Yes, I have. Once during college, I apparently had forgotten to drink enough liquids for several days.Let me tell you, the result wasn't pretty. My rectum became full and distended, and my anus began to gape similarly to a dilated woman before giving birth. The X-ray showed a turd diameter of 2.65″ (7cm) and a length of 16″ (40cm) and there was no way it was coming out on its own.My blockage began to take over my life and was all I could think of while in class and when studying with friends. Everything and everyone began to remind my of my unwanted chocolate companion. I stopped eating in fear of growing it further. I drank only water for 3 days.One night at 3am, I made my way to the dormitory restroom, found a clean stall, and inserted a butter knife from the cafeteria to begin cutting my unwelcomed twin into smaller pieces. To no avail, I stabbed and twisted and poked with no results. I returned to my room and found a long handled soup spoon in my roommates drawer and tried that. Finally, I was able to slowly remove my brown buddy and after using all the toilet paper available to clean my poopy fingers, had the first 3 inches out, letting my anus close.The next night I bought a 12 inch auger bit at the hardware store and began drilling by hand. It was sharp and cut my rectum in several places, bursting a hemorrhoid. I kept boring and finally signNowed a foot of depth inside my bloated gut. I pushed and pushed but my now hardening log remained lodged in my colon.Finally, at 5am I was in a panic, went outside the building and squated by the flower bed with my hairy ass exposed and spread wide. I connected a male ended garden hose to my tired bruised butthole and cranked the valve wide open.It was an amazing sensation, water circulating in my bowels and leaking out my rectum, drenching my legs with polluted water. Absolutely ALL of my feces rushed out onto the sidewalk when I yanked out the hose. I pushed out the remaining water from my exhausted ass and fell to the ground, not even caring that a few of my female friends had come out for an early run and saw me naked and smiling in a pool of my own fecal matter.That sunrise was the most beautiful ever and I immediately began drinking from that lovely hose, my saviour, so I never ever would have constipation again.

NOOOOOOO. You are talking to a military romance scammer. I received an email from the US Army that directly answers your question that is pasted below please keep reading.I believe you are the victim of a military Romance Scam whereas the person you are talking to is a foreign national posing as an American Soldier claiming to be stationed overseas on a peacekeeping mission. That's the key to the scam they always claim to be on a peacekeeping mission.Part of their scam is saying that they have no access to their money that their mission is highly dangerous.If your boyfriend girlfriend/future husband/wife is asking you to do the following or has exhibited this behavior, it is a most likely a scam:Moves to private messaging site immediately after meeting you on Facebook or SnapChat or Instagram or some dating or social media site. Often times they delete the site you met them on right after they asked you to move to a more private messaging siteProfesses love to you very quickly & seems to quote poems and song lyrics along with using their own sort of broken language, as they profess their love and devotion quickly. They also showed concern for your health and love for your family.Promises marriage as soon as he/she gets to state for leave that they asked you to pay for.They Requests money (wire transfers) and Amazon, iTune ,Verizon, etc gift cards, for medicine, religious practices, and leaves to come home, internet access, complete job assignments, help sick friend, get him out of trouble, or anything that sounds fishy.The military does provide all the soldier needs including food medical Care and transportation for leave. Trust me, I lived it, you are probably being scammed. I am just trying to show you examples that you are most likely being connned.Below is an email response I received after I sent an inquiry to the US government when I discovered I was scammed. I received this wonderful response back with lots of useful links on how to find and report your scammer. And how to learn more about Romance Scams.Right now you can also copy the picture he gave you and do a google image search and you will hopefully see the pictures of the real person he is impersonating. this doesn't always work and take some digging. if you find the real person you can direct message them and alert them that their image is being used for scamming.Good Luck to you and I'm sorry this may be happening to you. please continue reading the government response I received below it's very informative.   You have contacted an email that is monitored by the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command. Unfortunately, this is a common concern. We assure you there is never any reason to send money to anyone claiming to be a Soldier online. If you have only spoken with this person online, it is likely they are not a U.S. Soldier at all. If this is a suspected imposter social media profile, we urge you to report it to that platform as soon as possible. Please continue reading for more resources and answers to other frequently asked questions:  How to report an imposter Facebook profile: Caution-https://www.facebook.com/help/16... < Caution-https://www.facebook.com/help/16... >   Answers to frequently asked questions:  - Soldiers and their loved ones are not charged money so that the Soldier can go on leave.  - Soldiers are not charged money for secure communications or leave.  - Soldiers do not need permission to get married.  - Soldiers emails are in this format: john.doe.mil@mail.mil < Caution-mailto: john.doe.mil@mail.mil > anything ending in .us or .com is not an official email account.  - Soldiers have medical insurance, which pays for their medical costs when treated at civilian health care facilities worldwide – family and friends do not need to pay their medical expenses.  - Military aircraft are not used to transport Privately Owned Vehicles.  - Army financial offices are not used to help Soldiers buy or sell items of any kind.  - Soldiers deployed to Combat Zones do not need to solicit money from the public to feed or house themselves or their troops.  - Deployed Soldiers do not find large unclaimed sums of money and need your help to get that money out of the country.  Anyone who tells you one of the above-listed conditions/circumstances is true is likely posing as a Soldier and trying to steal money from you.  We would urge you to immediately cease all contact with this individual.  For more information on avoiding online scams and to report this crime, please see the following sites and articles:   This article may help clarify some of the tricks social media scammers try to use to take advantage of people: Caution-https://www.army.mil/article/61432/< Caution-https://www.army.mil/article/61432/>   CID advises vigilance against 'romance scams,' scammers impersonating Soldiers  Caution-https://www.army.mil/article/180749 < Caution-https://www.army.mil/article/180749 >   FBI Internet Crime Complaint Center: Caution-http://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx< Caution-http://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx>   U.S. Army investigators warn public against romance scams: Caution-https://www.army.mil/article/130...< Caution-https://www.army.mil/article/130...>   DOD warns troops, families to be cybercrime smart -Caution-http://www.army.mil/article/1450...< Caution-http://www.army.mil/article/1450...>   Use caution with social networking  Caution-https://www.army.mil/article/146...< Caution-https://www.army.mil/article/146...>    Please see our frequently asked questions section under scams and legal issues. Caution-http://www.army.mil/faq/ < Caution-http://www.army.mil/faq/ > or visit Caution-http://www.cid.army.mil/ < Caution-http://www.cid.army.mil/ >.  The challenge with most scams is determining if an individual is a legitimate member of the US Army. Based on the Privacy Act of 1974, we cannot provide this information. If concerned about a scam you may contact the Better Business Bureau (if it involves a solicitation for money), or local law enforcement. If you're involved in a Facebook or dating site scam, you are free to contact us direct; (571) 305-4056.   If you have a social security number, you can find information about Soldiers online at Caution-https://www.dmdc.osd.mil/appj/sc... < Caution-https://www.dmdc.osd.mil/appj/sc... > . While this is a free search, it does not help you locate a retiree, but it can tell you if the Soldier is active duty or not.  If more information is needed such as current duty station or location, you can contact the Commander Soldier's Records Data Center (SRDC) by phone or mail and they will help you locate individuals on active duty only, not retirees. There is a fee of $3.50 for businesses to use this service. The check or money order must be made out to the U.S. Treasury. It is not refundable. The address is:  Commander Soldier's Records Data Center (SRDC) 8899 East 56th Street Indianapolis, IN 46249-5301 Phone: 1-866-771-6357  In addition, it is not possible to remove social networking site profiles without legitimate proof of identity theft or a scam. If you suspect fraud on this site, take a screenshot of any advances for money or impersonations and report the account on the social networking platform immediately.  Please submit all information you have on this incident to Caution-www.ic3.gov < Caution-http://www.ic3.gov > (FBI website, Internet Criminal Complaint Center), immediately stop contact with the scammer (you are potentially providing them more information which can be used to scam you), and learn how to protect yourself against these scams at Caution-http://www.ftc.gov < Caution-http://www.ftc.gov > (Federal Trade Commission's website)

I was selected for a summer internship 2016.I tried to be very open while filling the preference form: I choose many products as my favorite products and I said I'm open about the team I want to join.I even was very open in the  location and start date to get host matching interviews (I negotiated the start date in the interview until both me and my host were happy.) You could ask your recruiter to review your form (there are very cool and could help you a lot since they have a bigger experience).Do a search on the potential team.Before the interviews,  try to find smart question that you are going to ask for the potential host (do a search on the team  to find nice and deep questions to impress your host). Prepare well your resume.You are very likely not going to get algorithm/data structure questions like in the first round. It's going to be just some friendly chat if you are lucky. If your potential team is working on something like machine learning, expect that  they are going to ask you questions about machine learning, courses related to machine learning you have and relevant experience (projects, internship). Of course you have to study that before the interview. Take as long time as you need if you feel rusty. It takes some time to get ready for the host matching (it's less than the technical interview)  but it's worth it of course.

First, you stabilize your diet, eating highly colored foods on a regular basis.  Beets, kale, and corn on the cob are historically useful markers.Time food in, food out.  Take notes.You'll figure out what works for you fairly quickly.  Be careful; changing intake will change transit rates.  Alcohol will destabilize the best-managed system.And note that an Ignoble Award was given to the team who discovered the universal time-to-empty for mammalian bladders.  Maybe next year they'll do something on colons.'Universal urination duration' wins Ig Nobel prize - BBC News  Funnily enough, this was a prize in Physics:PHYSICS PRIZE — Patricia Yang [USA and TAIWAN], David Hu [USA and TAIWAN], and Jonathan Pham, Jerome Choo [USA], for testing the biological principle that nearly all mammals empty their bladders in about 21 seconds (plus or minus 13 seconds).REFERENCE: "Duration of Urination Does Not Change With Body Size," Patricia J. Yang, Jonathan Pham, Jerome Choo, and David L. Hu, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol. 111 no. 33, August 19, 2014, pp. 11932–11937.WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Patricia Yang, David Hu, Jonathan Pham, Jerome ChooImprobable Research 

For many, blind or sighted, this answer might literally change your life.This question was asked as a joke on a forum I frequent and, jokes aside, one startling divide in mankind was discovered:There are the lookers and there are the non-lookers, both groups strongly thinking everybody else would be in the same group as themselves. After all was said and done, every former non-looker converted.If you’re a looker, you don’t have to read on, congratulations on your clean underwear.The lookers inspect their toilet paper after they have the “this feels clean enough” sensation. If there is still something on it, well, you weren’t actually clean enough, there was still shit sticking to your ass.So you wipe again, check, rinse (literally or not), repeat.I have to do a another wipe or two after the first inspection over 50% of the time.There is no average number of wipes that is “good enough” if you care about not having visual and olfactory residue on you the whole day. 3 might be enough. 12 might not.But don’t take my word for it. Try it just once.Do yourself a favor and check your toilet paper after you’ve used your normal amount of wipes. Yes it’s disgusting but it’s your own feces, you’ve seen it a thousand times, just check it once. Don’t cheat, either, and wipe 10 times instead of your usual 3 just to be right. You owe yourself this one.I encourage you to comment (anonymously or not) if you try this as a current non-looker - I normally never do this as I hate this kind of self-promotion but I’m anon, here, too and won’t receive any e-fame or whatever. I just want to make the world a (bit of a) better place.As to answer the question, unfortunately most if not all blind people belong to the non-lookers population and there isn’t really much that can be done about it, except for wiping (much) more than you think you’d need and hoping for the best.

Normal poop is brown and has a soft to firm consistency. ... Soft to firm in texture: Poop that is passed in one single piece or a few smaller pieces is typically considered to be a sign of a hEvalthy bowel. The long, sausage-like shape of poop is due to the shape of the intestines.

But turd tracking isn't just for Android users. Bowel Mover Pro is an iOS poop tracker for iPhone or iPad. This app lets you track not only the number and texture (“soft” or “normal”) of your bowel movements, but also your stress level, how many cups of water you've had and whether your mEvals were gluten-free.

But turd tracking isn't just for Android users. Bowel Mover Pro is an iOS poop tracker for iPhone or iPad. This app lets you track not only the number and texture (“soft” or “normal”) of your bowel movements, but also your stress level, how many cups of water you've had and whether your mEvals were gluten-free.

Normal poop is brown and has a soft to firm consistency. ... Soft to firm in texture: Poop that is passed in one single piece or a few smaller pieces is typically considered to be a sign of a hEvalthy bowel. The long, sausage-like shape of poop is due to the shape of the intestines.

Normal poop is brown and has a soft to firm consistency. ... Soft to firm in texture: Poop that is passed in one single piece or a few smaller pieces is typically considered to be a sign of a hEvalthy bowel. The long, sausage-like shape of poop is due to the shape of the intestines.