Wet Mark Made Easy

Wet mark

well we've arrived and it seems to be one two three four five and if we look up here six a few more [Music] bt vans over there but this is tonight's location [Music] this way now if you're really too much recording then because the guy on the front was really nice [Music] [Music] right i see where i went yes wrong we go right now we're getting somewhere [Music] yes check it out this is the club room a little bit cold but to be surprised sofa leather with some a bit of a stain there me things i don't know where that is [Applause] and it's all right we have a posh fan the posh lamp big tv tea and coffee making facilities and a kick-ass walk-in shower oh hello dudley and i'm glad to say i'm no hotel snob but this looks and smells clean and bleached although i don't know what that is now let's do the thing of china better god bed is a bit stiff but also i've noticed we also have dual chargers and dual sockets the viewer inside is where it's a view and yeah it's not too bad it's big especially that tv makes me wish i had me an apple tv with me the old fresh towels are in the bag so that's a nice little touch just gives the it does smell i don't want to say it it doesn't smell wet doesn't smell dumb not in a bad way it's just um stairwelly i think is the right word but yeah gotta admit i can't complain but this i want to play with the dyson fans fun so fun and it works what more to expect right wednesday night is officially treat night so i've been on to uh not delivery was it justine yes it was i'll put the graphic up here anyway i've ordered food and it's a let's have a look what we've got these are the potatoes brass let's open it up there mr brass not the best camera angle here but if you saw that i was working with your intellect fat let's try it up here there we go so we have potatoes which they look okay bear with me while i get my spook as we have a new sport for a minute which will improvise and use a teaspoon uh they're just mini mini boiled potatoes that i think yes microwaved because they are quite creamy yeah we've got the rice that it came with trying to keep it all in a shop mark i can't believe i'm gonna have to walk all the way back down to the van go ahead and get my sport so this is the free fly reflight refried black bean rice [Music] it's all right what can you say and this is the moroccan goats i want to say goat curry apparently boneless oh smells fantastic looks a little bit like a madras to me let us taste the sauce best summed up and a very very mild madras slash tikka but let us try how much meat we got here one two three four five pieces of goat's beef let's have a i've never the reason i chose this i've never had a goat curry before so more potatoes to bulk your name bit of meat there let's give this a try i don't know but i'm fairly sure goats shouldn't taste like beef i mean for anyone out there i'm just gonna crunch her into uh once again why is it so hard to get food good food when eating oh this is a whoa so here we have a tortilla and oh well the sad looking corn on the cob i am not actually sure i want to eat this but it is corn on the cob what can you say about it we have some sauce of some sort hmm don't know not keen and a milkshake well ah i've seen what they've done clever they have put the plastic bag over the top of the cup so it doesn't spill but then i'm sort of wondering about just how sanitary would that be well elise is warm and this is not from frankie in venice and yeah i'm going to eat all this with a teaspoon because i can be bothered to go to the van let us taste the milkshake i suppose as we're here not bad yes nothing special well once again we have all this food and is indeed nothing special i just want something done this is supposed to be a treat night not a bear grill survivor fest but i shall consume and report back ah so it's about 20 minutes later 30 minutes later and i thought we would do a follow up the potato is bratas that is all i can manage i swear you can get those in a packet in tesco or morrison's or audi little sainsburys don't want to miss any of the mounts but you get a general idea the rice is it's all right but because i've been put off by the potatoes i wasn't entirely too sure about the rice the corn on the cob was the smallest kernels i've ever seen um perhaps the best bit of the meal although i'm slightly worried that some bits are cooked more than others the sauce yeah the tortilla and finally the goat curry i could not finish that because my body was going um i'm not entirely sure about this it the meat was okay um but i could just feel myself having to force it down me rather than actually spend any time enjoying it uh but the milkshake was all right um that's something so once again get another meal out that i paid a substantial amount of money for thinking if i pay more money surely it's got to be better and so far the answer is no if i get to 100 subscribers i will start cooking no that's a false thing because i should be doing that anyway subscribe anyway till i'm then admit i am somewhat impressed not the cheapest hotel but that's not it was what it was about it was about finding someone that was covered safe and uh that was warm had a nice shower and yes i did get upgraded to a club room uh because where i work to be honest but no i've got to say plenty of i wish i'd parked over there actually looking at the cameras actually there's quite a few cameras there's only one security camera around well no there's quite a few yeah so i was over there it seems but yeah gotta say not too shabby at all we'll probably come back based on the club room i'd give it four out of five on the price i paid but considering what about 80 odd quid and i'll do a pop-up thing here i don't know if i'd pay much more but then again that's just me right better get to work