4C | LAREDO MORNING TIMES
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2005
ITALIAN WEDDING | POPE’S BLESSING
Literary help available for
marriage-minded readers
By JAIME SPANGRUDE
LA DAILY NEWS
Valentine’s Day is just two
days away, which means those
who are lucky in love will be
popping the question to that
special someone. We can’t help
you work up the nerve, but we
can help you plan your big day.
Look to the following items to
ensure memorable marital
moments:
THE BIG DAY ON A BUD GET: “Wedding Planning for
Dummies” (Wiley; $19.99) is a
must-have guide for engaged
couples with limited funds. The
book is filled with tips on everything from setting the date and
picking the invitations to choosing the right music and planning the honeymoon.
HERE COMES THE BRIDE:
Planning a wedding is a huge
job, but with the support from
“It’s Her Wedding, But I’ll Cry If
I Want To: A Survival Guide for
the Mother of the Bride”
(Rodale Books; $15.95), the
mother of the bride will be prepared for the financial and emotional fallout of her daughter’s
special day. The book takes a
humorous look at stories of
weddings gone wrong and then
made right by mothers of the
bride, picking mother-of-thebride attire and learning about
wedding food and flower talk.
There is even a mother-daughter prenuptial agreement in the
second chapter. The reality
checks in every chapter are
hilarious and helpful, as is the
“Mother of the Bride Movie
Guide” at the conclusion.
THE RIGHT ROCK: Picking
the ring is very crucial, so if
you’re having a hard time finding “the one,” then grab a copy
of “With This Ring: The
Ultimate Guide to Wedding
Jewelry” (Bulfinch Press;
$24.95) and ask the experts.
Jewelry
virtuosos
Penny
Proddow and Marion Fasel
offer a wealth of information on
the history and traditions of
rings, presents and wedding
day jewelry, as well as modern
cuts and styles. Get inspired by
celebrity styles, or make it all
your own by learning all about
choosing a diamond and
engagement ring design.
TOGETHER
FOREVER:
“Everlasting Matrimony: Pearls
of Wisdom From Couples
Married 50 Years or More”
(Noble House; $39.95) offers
advice and insight from 75 couples who have achieved spousal
success by celebrating no fewer
than 50 wedding anniversaries.
These couples share their views
on important topics like communication, sex, money and
children, as well as qualities
that make up a relationship —
honesty, commitment, trust and
humor. The best part of the
book is the wedding-day and
present-day photographs of the
happy couples.
TASTEFUL TENTS: Bay
Area-based tent rental company
Raj Tents offers its one-of-akind collection of handmade
luxury tents and accessories in
order to create a magical setting
on your wedding day. The elegant Pergola measures 9 feet by
9 feet, walls are 7 feet high, and
the apex is just over 10 feet high
and supported by a metal
frame. The Quadruple Pergola
is four interconnected Pergolas
that make an open area in the
center. The tents are waterresistant, handmade with the
highest-quality cotton and are
available in a variety of attractive colors with white voile
drapes. Prices begin at $3,950
for sale and $1,250 for rental.
For more information, go to
www.rajtents.com.
VALENTINE’S GIFTS
SWEET SCENTS: Lush
Fresh Handmade Cosmetics
offers products ripe for the
Valentine’s Day picking. Spice
up your night with the following: Sex Bomb Bath Bomb —
This bath bomb produces a
pleasant scent that lasts for days,
softens the skin and turns your
bathwater a fun pink color. It
also has a rose inside that
blooms in the water ($4.30).
French Kiss Bubble Bar — This
lavender bubble bar slice has
the refreshing fragrance of
lavender, rosemary and thyme
($6.95). Soft Coeur Massage Bar
— $6.55. This heart-shaped shea
and cocoa butter bar is filled
with a sticky blend of honey and
cocoa powder that melts all over
your body ($6.55). To purchase
these and other products online,
or to find a LUSH store, go to
www.lush.com.
SEEING RED: If you’re
cooking a romantic dinner for
two this Valentine’s Day, check
out T.J. Maxx’s decorative tabletop accessories to enhance the
mood: Heart Napkin and Red
Placemat Set — This eight-piece
placemat set (four napkins, four
placemats) is made of cotton
and is machine washable. The
napkins are 18 inches by 18
inches, and the placemats are 13
inches by 19 inches ($9.99). Red
Ceramic Bowl — It has a flower
imprint bordering the bowl and
leaves on the inside ($2.99
each). Red Ceramic Plate — It
matches the bowl and has a leaf
border ($3.99 each). Colors and
styles may vary among T.J.
Maxx stores nationwide.
Koontz strong
in ‘Expectancy’
By CAROL DEEGAN
ASSOCIATED PRESS
“Life Expectancy.” By Dean
Koontz. Bantam. 401 Pages. $27.
———
“Life Expectancy” begins in
a Colorado hospital on a stormy
night in 1974. Jimmy Tock is
born at the very moment of his
grandfather’s death, and in the
final minutes of his life,
Grandpa Tock predicts there
will be “five terrible days” in
Jimmy’s life.
It is in the telling of Jimmy
Tock’s impending birth that
best-selling author Dean
Koontz supplies an important
clue to the events that follow.
Grandpa Tock also accurately
predicts that Jimmy will suffer from syndactyly, a congenital defect in which two or
more fingers or toes are
joined.
Jimmy’s dad, Rudy Tock,
shares the hospital’s expectantfathers’ waiting room with a
chain-smoking clown named
Konrad Beezo, who is married
to Natalie, a trapeze artist. As
they await the birth of their
children — both boys, as it turns
out — Beezo rails against his
wife’s relatives, a renowned
aerialist family that qualifies as
circus royalty.
The Vivacementes don’t
approve of Beezo (they don’t
want any one of their kind taking a clown for a husband). And
as the bitter, deranged Beezo
waits nervously, he mutters
unkind judgments of his in-laws.
Josef Tock, who predicted
the dates of those “five terrible
days” in his grandson’s life, also
Photo by Bantam Books/Jerry Bauer | AP
Dean Koontz appears to have another good one in ‘Life Expectancy.’
warns: “Don’t trust the clown.”
But the fate of the Tock family is
already forever entwined with
the Beezos and the birth that
night
of
Konrad’s
son,
Punchinello.
On the surface, “Life
Expectancy” is a wildly improbable tale about a pastry chef’s
son who is menaced by crazy
clowns and aerialists. But
Koontz’s latest novel also is a
‘Lost German Slave Girl’ breaks barriers
“The Lost German Slave
Girl: The Extraordinary True
Story of Sally Miller and Her
Fight for Freedom in Old New
Orleans” By John Bailey. How a
19th-century trial compelled
America to re-examine the
color line (Atlantic Monthly,
$24).
“Calamity
and
Other
Stories”By Daphne Kalota.
Well-made fictions on a delicate
scale, from a professor at
Boston University (Doubleday,
$15).
“Collapse: How Societies
Choose to Fail or Succeed,” by
Jared Diamond. A keen historical observer explains how poor
choices, whether environmental,
cultural, or technological, led to
some civilizations’ decline and
fall (Viking, $29.95).
“Blink: The Power of
Thinking Without Thinking”By
Malcolm Gladwell . A provocative, insightful analysis of
instinct vs. experience in the way
we make split-second decisions
(Little, Brown, $25.95).
Selected from books recently
reviewed in the Boston Globe.
“Baker Towers”By Jennifer
Haigh. Set in a mining town in
western Pennsylvania, Haigh’s
second novel is a hypnotic portrait of a vanished industrial age
(Morrow, $24.95).
story of love as Jimmy and his
wife, Lorrie — “prettier than a
gateau a l’orange with chocolatebutter icing decorated with candied orange peel and cherries” —
endure hostage-taking, explosions, abduction and gunfire.
While Koontz may not be
everyone’s cup of tea, those who
savor his brew will be treated to
a scary, powerful and entertaining story.
Courtesy photo
Culminating a lifetime friendship and a seven-year courtship, state Rep. Ryan Guillen and Dalinda Lopez were married December 28,
2004. The private ceremony was held in the ancient church, Pieve di San Leonardo in Artimino, Tuscany, just outside of Florence,
Italy,where Guillen’s grandfather served during World War II.The church was built in the first millennia after the birth of Jesus Christ
and is considered a rare example of pre-Romanesque architecture. The couple’s union was blessed by Pope John Paul II.
Gardner strikes paydirt with
Boston-based police thriller
By ANNE STEPHENSON
THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC
Capsule reviews:
“Alone”
By Lisa Gardner
(Bantam, $24)
There’s nothing fancy about
the writing in this thriller, but
the storytelling — for most of the
book, at least — is terrific.
Bobby Dodge is acting as a
sniper for Boston’s elite tactical
police team when he kills a man
who is threatening his wife and
child with a gun. Bobby thinks he
has followed procedure and
saved two lives, but within hours
he is a suspect in a possible
homicide.
It seems that the dead man’s
father is a powerful judge who
believes his daughter-in-law — a
beautiful woman who was once
the victim of a vicious pedophile
— set up the shooting in order to
escape her marriage and run off
with her child and her husband’s
money. Was Bobby her accomplice?
Everyone in this book has a
secret, and Gardner unveils
them skillfully, connecting characters in farfetched but suspenseful ways. Unfortunately, it
all falls apart at the end, in a climactic scene that has the feel of a
Keystone Kops movie (except
when characters pause to
explain plot twists to each other
even though they know there’s a
deranged killer in the next
room). It’s a silly finale in an otherwise satisfying book.
“God’s Gym”
By John Edgar Wideman
(Houghton Mifflin, $23)
Some of the 10 stories in this
collection are sublime.
Others
are
maddening.
Among the latter are several that
you will finish anyway, because
Wideman is such a mesmerizing
writer that the side trips he introduces aren’t enough to distract
you from the heart of the story.
A notable exception is “What
We Cannot Speak About We
Must Pass Over in Silence,” in
which he generates enough suspense to carry readers through
rambling passages (two are
about the heat and landscape of
Arizona, which always ignite the
fires of writers who live elsewhere), only to reach an ending
that is abrupt and lame.
In contrast, “Weight,” one of
Wideman’s best stories, is a tribute
to the narrator’s mother. It unfolds
slowly, clarifying like the surface of
a pond after a stone’s thrown in,
and ends with a two-word sentence that will break your heart.
Other stories include “Are
Dreams Faster Than the Speed of
Light,” in which a man contemplates his imminent death and its
effect on his aged father, and
“Sharing,” in which an encounter
between neighbors trumps loneliness, if only for a while.
“Good Dog”
By Maya Gottfried, illustrations by Robert Rahway
Zakanitch
(Knopf, $15.95)
Here’s a charming book for
young children (ages 4-8) that
probably will please their parents even more.
Gottfried has written a short
poem for each of 15 different dog
breeds (a 16th is devoted to the
most beloved creature of all, the
happy mutt). Together, the
poems and Zakanitch’s wonderful paintings convey the moods
and idiosyncrasies of these animals, as well as the affection and
compassion that exist between
dog lovers and their favorite
breeds.
We’re at a disadvantage, here,
in quoting Gottfried’s words
without being able to show you
Zakanitch’s mournful-looking
bulldog, but here goes: “All I really want is a hug and a bone. / Is
that too much to ask? / Maybe it’s
the snout . . . or the snoring. / And
the drool - well, it dries. / But you
know, don’t you? That / Beneath
this tough exterior there thumps
a gentle heart.”
Other dogs inspiring paintings and poems are a Westie
(he’s on the cover), Boston terrier, chow, collie, Pekingese,
Chihuahua, Maltese, corgi,
Pomeranian, Springer spaniel,
pug, borzoi, King Charles spaniel
and Scottie.
“The Underminer”
By Mike Albo and Virginia
Heffernan
(Bloomsbury, $19.95)
This will be released next
week, which is good because it
gives you time to work up the
nerve to read it.
The voice is that of the friend
we’ve all had, the one who smilingly sows the seeds of self-doubt
and smugly watches them grow.
Her methods (or his — Albo
keeps everyone’s gender rather