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i can tell already i'm super hungry so you want to wait no i mean you laid out all this food in front of me ready to dive in taking so long i want food food food food old food it's so romantic you want to ruin all of this lovely romance [Music] hello welcome back to what safeword i'm aunt i'm mr christopher and today we get to eat it's gonna be my favorite episode ever i can't wait i was going more for like that sexy you just wanted to scream about food today we are doing a mukbang today we are doing a mukbang of aphrodisiac so we are having our own menu and we are going to be eating everything that people say are aphrodisiacs now around the world every country has kind of its own staple items that they think enhances your sexual virility or your horniness or just your your sense of wanting to get it on so as far as aphrodisiacs go i went for the easy to gain options but there are actual countries that have things like tiger blood on their menu of aphrodisiacs as well as whale penis so you're lucky i couldn't get either of those today did safeway not have whale penis now the human race for years has always been looking for that one thing that titillates us both sexually but stimulates us downstairs and aphrodisiacs are food that gets you in the mood and give you kind of those sexy feelings and wanting to do it and comes from the greek goddess of love aphrodite because aphrodite was a [ __ ] no no no no she's a food [ __ ] she's a food now aphrodisiacs have been around for forever and there's lots of people that will argue about if they actually enhance and stimulate you or if they're just at that or if they're just perceived placebos so today we're gonna test and try out every aphrodisiac we get our hands on and see how horny we get throughout this i'm i'm already horny just looking at it so but also you guys just wanted daddy to get a mukbang in so we're gonna have some muk banging we're gonna bang some mucks no that's a pokemon when you catch a pokemon can you [ __ ] it and today we're gonna have a five course meal uh with snacks involved so what you see here is not even the meal dad oh my god i'm so excited can i eat it all you can pop that cherry daddy explode messy and so today we're only going to be talking about aphrodisiacs and testing out of eating the entire menu of aphrodisiac but we're also going to be answering your relationship and sex advice questions oh so much [Music] so your first meal today daddy and you can continue snacking on everything as we go through but your first meal is going to be hey hey civilized civilized muffin are we okay go ahead we've got some walnuts on top some berries and then antioxidants like pomegranates are actually really good for blood flow and getting you excited so we're gonna dig right in here as we get into the first oh my god oh also today's episode is sponsored by adam mail so thank you adam mill we're going to stuff our faces now but we're going to stuff our holes later with today's sponsor oh my god that's not my butthole's gonna make later autumn absolutely cleaned out before this made lots of room we're gonna be good this is all good let's answer the first question which comes from miss jennifer who asks what would you suggest to someone that's attending their first munch munch away wait is a munch before or after brunch we used to have them in seattle all the times at a place called cc's and that's where the local community would cook up just a bunch of really easy to make stuff like biscuits and gravy and bacon a lot of fatty foods which don't actually those don't sound like aphrodisiacs no they don't really lend themselves well to kink play either afterwards like there was one where we had chili and i was like afrodonji is that the goddess of don't no don't that's the question what would you suggest to someone going to their first kink much to eat no like for going to your first munch if you've never been to one before i've never been to one well i'm gonna suggest so tell me please tell me i would suggest taking someone with you that is into the scene or at least into and knows what you're going for it's always easier to go to an event like that whether it's a bar event or a munch with somebody that you can kind of confide in if it gets awkward or you need like an escape from a weird conversation so bring a munch buddy a butt munch buddy maybe oh wow you went there but the just the word munch just sounds like you're eating munchers are meant to be social but also provide a chance just to get a good bite usually happen around the weekend of like a contest what would you say the parfait how does that hold up daddy for aphrodisiacs so far this is really good and it's really fresh and like all natural ingredients you actually feel yourself like being like energized in like a sexy way because i starved myself before this i'm definitely getting energized so did you actually know as far as champagne goes biochemists say that it does actually heighten and lift your spirits similarly though uh walnuts are also an aphrodisiac ooh and when they're candied they're even more so get those nuts away from my face because they're a source of beneficial fatty acids like omega-3s which actually help with hormone production as well as small arousals in some people fun fact this was full before the start of this episode but the puppy wouldn't let me finish it nuts now how sexy is it to listen to your partner chew them not very thank god for editing where i can add music in the background that'll probably get all the sounds of chewing at least oh [Music] food does get me horny oh i know you have a feverism fetish but i'm sure um i'm enjoying an episode on that where people get really into feeding other people or being fed like sexually that's absolutely a thing it's called feeding or feederism do you remember that uh scene in nine and a half weeks when uh kim basinger was blindfolded and mickey rourke fed her all of those like honey and i thought that was so erotic when i saw it but also i was like oh who has to pick that up of course and actually as far as aphrodisiac strawberries which are shaped like a heart was thought to be also related to aphrodite as well wait how's that shaped like a heart like if you cut that in half it looks like a heart oh well not right now it looks like a butt blood speaking of which today's episode is sponsored by adam mail so thank you again out of mail and aphrodite actually it kind of looks like a nipple oh oh oh oh oh that doesn't look like a heart well you've because you ate it is it giving you a heart on how horny would you shave your feeling i'm actually pretty horny let's do it but you know what comes after munch daddy lunch yes are you ready for lunch time i am so ready for lunch what do we got okay daddy next up we have a superfood salad for your next aphrodisiac i'm gonna add some avocado to my salad in our salad is some nice leafy greens some antioxidants in the pomegranates some avocado and then red hot chili peppers because red hot peppers are meant to i guess get your blood going i think actually avocados are the sexiest vegetables why is that mmm i don't know does the taste the creaminess of them it's an avocado thanks actually the aztec word for avocado is aha oh she educated thanks which means testicle are you kidding me i'm not the aztecs actually had a word for avocado the men testicle maybe it's because when you cut it open there's a testicle inside you know what possibly high levels of they're a little slippery too please stop playing with your testicles anyway i figured we could have a nice red hot chili pepper so does the fire turn you turn up the heat well it's not that spicy foods sometimes get you excited as well i think within aphrodisiacs a lot of the time people will misconstrue inflammation and um spice for love which is not even though you're heating it up in the bedroom doesn't mean you need to heat it up in the kitchen it stimulates the nerve endings on the tongue it releases epinephrine and the chemical that increases your heart rate it releases endorphins oh i got some seeds yeah i don't know if it's turning me on or just like boiling my blood no champagne oh the coffee didn't help the champagne did help give me a fork and let's eat this salad while we do that let's answer another question and the second question comes from chair below to ask what would be your food of choice to be covered in during a scene okay so do you remember the scene in sex in the city where samantha covered her naked body in sushi that seemed like a horrific idea to me can you just imagine your body heat warming up the sushi and just who's gonna eat that that's not sexy right so not sushi okay what would you prefer about whipped cream that's actually kind of a fallacy of a phallus seed fallacy like penis no i got it uh that's actually a fallacy of good sexy stuff even though we do have it here on the table today whipped cream and sugary things in your private areas is going to lead to like higher stis and infections so you actually want to avoid sugar in the private genital area twinkies okay you can be covered in twinkies i'm trying to think of something not sweet that would be good on your body i mean in that case you would be the hostess then memphis is on ho do you remember that one time we tied up a boy in the bar and put donuts all over him and then covered him with sugar syrup and also you just said that you can't do that in the private bar i'm just saying i'm just telling people not to do it not to do it around their genitals no that was fun and now you've got to lick it off you know what i honestly wouldn't mind sushi personally really yeah because i could eat it i know but that's like lukewarm fish that's been body heated body temperature fresh tilapia we have a good shot i don't know if it's making me feel sexy but it is a nice good healthy salad well as we finish up the second course in our lunch daddy how about this question that says any pornos you regret doing or not doing from lesbo i don't know did you ever do one that you didn't like oh yeah i had a director once that didn't really respect like we filled out this whole like this is what i'm into and not into and he totally didn't respect the fact that i said i wasn't in defeat i said i wasn't being into like super early humiliated in certain aspects and then literally the entire scene was about foot worship and then humiliating me as a puppy but in like a bad way and making fun of puppy play which super turned me off because it was not only things that i asked not to do but then like over-the-top demeaning because he was just poking fun at instead of having fun with actually now i do remember one of the first pornos i acted in uh was a bondage film where the producer and director told me that to get the realness of being struggling and stuff they were gonna leave me there for a long time tied up tied up and i got really uncomfortable and wanted to be done but because it's my first movie i didn't feel like i had that say i had to do what they told me and it was really bad they went into the other room and they were like drinking and stuff and i was just like left alone for an hour or two and i'm surprised i ever did another porn after that but it was a while till i knew that's not the norm should i do that okay the difference between porn and real life is fantasy and reality and people that try to blur the lines like that make them super uncomfortable because that's not only way over the line but really irresponsible yeah i never worked for them again but they did continue to make porn they're not doing well good cheers cheers to that it's what they deserve ooh the next question asks what is the one topic that you would still love to do on youtube you know you would never be able to and we get this question a lot you know there are some topics we can't cover that we get asked to cover like more edgier scenes like blood sports and piercing and anything that involves blood or needles we can't cover on youtube we couldn't even cover cigars without that being marked as a sensational prank which i thought was hilarious that video did terribly but we still try to push the envelope from time to time um it was close but no cigar personally i would love to to show actual scenes happening like not in a sexual gratification sort of way but like really getting into impact play in such a way that you can see you can be like here is my pale ass body and how it reacts to bruising and hits versus somebody who has maybe a tan skin or a person of color that consents to being a part of that to show the difference between how different skins react to impact i think there's so much ambiguity or like just things that people tend to assume in in bondage and porn and kink specifically that you can't really talk you can't even talk about it you know properly you have to show it sometimes but that's a good point because skin tone is a really good barometer of how somebody's bruising or how much they can take and the darker the skin color the harder it is to judge that by the eye you have to tell it by temperature by feeling it and nobody would know that because nobody's teaching them and it's seen as pornography even if you're trying to do it from like a clinical educational standpoint doesn't that just slap we're just trying to make some impact here youtube don't hit us with that copyright oh my god we're going through a bottle of champagne before we even go to the main there's always time for a cocktail yeah no we're we're still on we're still on lunch we're still on lunch and again speaking about easy acts while it does come from the greek goddess aphrodite it also refers to the word foam or afros and her origin story was she foamy her origin story happened when zeus cut off uranus's balls and threw them in the water and then foam threw it in the water and why did it foam well fun fact i my first uh porn company i shot for cut off balls i'm gonna no no no no no zeus oh good good good yeah good connection and then there was another pouring company right after that called apollo so greek mythology was prevalent in the sex community and speaking of aphrodite and getting your heart on today's sponsor adamel sent us a bunch of lovely little butt toys some of which actually have heart-shaped that's what i like so anyone who has a butt can be plugged [Laughter] so they have this little plug set to help you build up they've got the candy hearts editions some of them even say something on the bottom like this one says spank me has a nice silicone and it's insertable it fits most most beginners very nicely i kind of want to lick it as well as the flesh jack's skin grip please don't lick the butt twice which is a jerk off sleeve that actually comes with its own drying rack here so you can wash it and then let it air dry that's like a little grip on it that's cool that's a great design let me 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our salad bowls though i'm gonna get the next round of aphrodisiacs and give you the next question the next question actually is specifically for you and comes from ash who says what's your favorite thing about pony play oh my favorite thing about pony play is i get to be in an animal headspace and be led around it's kind of like an objectification because i am led around like an animal [Music] and ponies love oysters what so we're moving on to our dinner portion and first starting out with an appetizer one of daddy's favorite in fact ooh oysters and you know what the great thing about this is no you don't like them oh i hate them for the sake of science yes and youtube content i am willing to try some of this yestery gooey so i'm gonna take the biggest one because i love these do put me in the mood because you don't get them very often they're a lot of work to open as i discovered as i try to open these oh shucks i'll be nice i'll give you a small one see this one's not that bad here you go yum right so the nice thing about oysters is it it just has that texture that slime thank you for that right in my eye and then you can blind your partner and they totally are ready for sexy time moisture i barely know her and i also can't see her hello not to be sour so oysters beyond having tons of zinc in them which is good for testosterone and sperm count are also linked to apparently casanova who popularized them by saying that he was very promiscuous and was getting all these ladies because he was always having oysters which gave him energy and help with his sperm count and his exploits with women you ready yeah okay i just oh my god i just don't like the texture i ate it though oh goodness of it the texture is so slimy and just slide down your throat think of it as ejaculate no thank you i'm gonna let you keep oh oh my god these are so good though i might be sick that was like a texture overload not feeling sexy right now at all i'm going in for another please eat them all i'm going to just have some nice avocado i'm going to try it with cocktail sauce we've got big newton think noons are big on aphrodisiac well while you chow down daddy let's get to the next question the next question comes from lesbo f19 who asked what would you say to your younger selves in the beginning of your sex and kink careers what you're into is nothing to be ashamed of i think lots of kinksters they start off being ashamed because society has told them that they're not supposed to be into that kink and so they try to normalize themselves into society and don't give themselves pleasure that they desire you know okay over there getting full whereas if i had started earlier i would have had so much more pleasure throughout my life because i'm at that point now i don't care and you'll get there too yeah i will say there's a lot of um i'll say more mature people for lack of a better term that would reach out to us on our social channels that say they didn't have that kind of representation growing up that allowed them to be who they wanted to be like people know what they're into but they think they're a freak for liking it so i definitely agree with you there but at the same time i would have told myself to start youtube sooner because no for real i wanted to start this channel about two years earlier than we did but i didn't think that people would want to watch it why not because i probably had a very similar reservation around like creating content like that and i just didn't think people would find it interesting or want to watch it boy were you wrong right but i will also say just educate yourself more go online don't trust everyone at the bar and what they say like people have opinions and if i had listened to the people at the bar and what they said at first i definitely wouldn't be in this scene because i was told that puppies weren't valid puppies weren't kink puppies were just annoying and ruined the community oh but puppies are so cute i know where'd that knife go no i'm just i as far as aphrodisiacs go i think that this is more of a status thing than anything this is like a oh we're going to a fancy restaurant and i'm going to buy my sugar baby whatever she wants and for whatever reason oysters are always very expensive okay daddy did you get all oh do you finish all those already oh my god so why don't you go ahead and open up some red wine which is also known as a lovely aphrodisiac well i get the main course that i slaved over for you absolutely so bottle opener i'm doing this lovely vintage of tom of finland red wine while you get that bottle open uh we're gonna read the next question from drew who asks what is the one kink you wish that amp had that he doesn't and vice versa oh i guess i wish you were more into impact play i saw that coming yeah because i would love to hit you i mean consensually and i don't because you're not but that's fine but i i really feel like that's something we could share and enjoy more okay that's fair and impact play for me i'm just not a big pain person but that doesn't mean that i can't appreciate that it takes a lot of skill but also that it's a difficult kink to get into it's impactful in a lot of ways not just the pun aside but it's tough to be able to handle that kind of pain yeah but i'll go slow we'll well maybe we'll do an impact play episode someday okay you heard it here but daddy here we have the main course some fresh salmon that looks delicious i love salmon and asparagus is asparagus an aphrodisiac yes actually even for water sports people well some people like that weird taste apparently cheers cheers that is really good so thank you toma finland waited for a special occasion to be with you why did you say you but you look at the camera instead of me because it's not you oh oh yes you you in fact did you know that red wine obviously has antioxidants um but alcohol never hurts your chances in bed oh that's literally what one of the studies i read said i may be easy tonight you never know on who so wait a second let's back up you didn't answer the question what is something you wish i was into i wish you were into i wish you're into giving me your chance to be key every once in a while i'd love to drive you crazy [Laughter] [Music] see that's a trust issue why is it an issue let's unpack that because when you have someone's chassis keys i've seen it before you get maniacal no but i call him yeah you do he gets a little [Music] that right there although you've held it for other doms for me before and that's where you get drunk with power i'm not drunk yet i've only had half a glass of this lovely tama finland one i don't know i don't know what it would do to my dom rep you're a switch again this is another omega-3 this has tons of omega-3s which is good for not only your libido but it helps to amplify testosterone and progrestosterone is a thing what's progrestosterone it comes after testosterone you're progressing past the testosterone it's actually testosterone that you get through progressive so call flow she's gonna help you get that flow that good flow oh my god this is really good okay good well let me have some too this is the ultimate aphrodisiac salmon it has garlic which is known to be an aphrodisiac saffron no no no hold the foam how is garlic and aphrodisiac if i'm going to turn someone on i don't want to have garlic breath so garlic actually has aloe cinnamon in it alicinin in it alicinin alicinin which increases cardiovascular wellness so it helps with blood flow all over the place i don't know if i want alice in me a little bit of citrus and of course salmon and asparagus are all aphrodisiacs as well according to the internet so this is food that is very rich and filling that doesn't get you too full so this would be like power i'd be a power top after eating this down to oh no not a power top this is very good i have to say i'm liking aphrodisiac night chow down bubby chow down get nice and horny for me yeah eat that aphrodisiac food yeah next question this one comes from mitch and says what is the best and worst part to having a public relationship oh question question that's interesting have you ever thought of what it would happen if we ever broke up no have you no [Laughter] well i mean we've seen this in the porn world before high profile porn stars who flout their relationship and how much they love each other and then they break up and then it's a big public disaster they say relationship international all the time they're saying relationship goals but the great thing about our relationship is we don't define it in a traditional boyfriend relationship we know there's age factors there are fetish factors there are so many different factors we just enjoy each other's company so we haven't defined it and thus we have freed ourselves up to just enjoy each other freely so that's the best part that's the best part okay what's the worst part i guess never being able to yell at you in public the best part i don't know i don't think there is a bad part for me i'm really proud that you're my boyfriend and um i'm very proud of what you do and how you carry yourself and you allow me to be me as crazy as that is so crazy i'm a little drunk you got a bottle of champagne and wine come on cheers no you're right the worst part being that everyone has an opinion on your relationship when you're very public some people are like don't you ever break up like that's a lot of pressure it's a lot of pressure not to break up not that we're trying to break up but it's a lot of pressure but what we've always done has been very transparent about how we feel and what's going on that's what i like about you most is you communicate in a way i've never had a partner communicate before your text that's it we're breaking up whenever you're upset you always position it as this is how your actions are making me feel and that disarms me quickly because i'm like oh well i don't want him to feel like that so of course whereas if you had approached it a different way i'd get really defensive about it would you say we were very good at communicating and say you are you're not bad though you don't give yourself enough credit um anyway all that to say i love our relationship i think that we do a very good job [Music] we're not breaking up this field it feels like that question was like the oysters made us talk about this oh i only have one oyster girl the salmon's good though a little dry but yeah otherwise good ooh this is another question i saw a bunch pointers for valentine's day dinner or dates go we should have already had sex have sex first then gorge yourself with aphrodisiac food start with some strawberries and champagne have some sexy time and then pig out on the salmon and guacamole who knows maybe we did that we just couldn't show you because you too and we cut all the time we did what oh we cut the can got cut the camera what are you cutting what about the couples that are remote from each other how can they celebrate get yourself a bottle of wine each i like this i like this get yourself a sex toy from adam male each use offer code wad at checkout a bottle of wine and adam mail that's all you need for valentine's day fill your mouth hole then fill your butt hole you know that's what i always say put that on the shirt if you want to spend a sweet day with your sweet tea in a sweet tea them some not vanilla or any of our other new t-shirts on the safewordshop.com link down below as we finish up the main course i do have one more question that comes from andy who says is there any kinks that give you the heebie jeebies okay should i give you the heebie-jeebies i know for you what they are oh i like this game go needles yeah i don't know that you're i don't know if you have any heebie-jeebies around yeah you're a big old pervert not having an interest in a kink does not make you automatically kink shamey about it like for instance we don't want to wear diapers we don't get into abdl but that doesn't mean we have heebie-jeebies towards it i'm all but supportive of all the abdl players okay daddy are you are you almost done with the main course mm-hmm getting a little full mm-hmm are you ever going to ask me to do food related kinks on a video ever again every week we are almost to the dessert portion the very last course of today's kinky meal we're gonna have another aphrodisiac which is pumpkin pie you know this is the one thing i didn't have at thanksgiving oh really mm-hmm well did you need some whipped cream because we got plenty of there yeah hit me no again we do not recommend getting any whipped cream or sugary things in your private area but whipped cream is absolutely a sexual object in some ways i mean i know for me like watching chris evans with the whipped cream and banana all over him over his nipples uh-huh well i was more interested in the backside but we did have a question of us squirting whipped cream in our mouths and then kissing that was an actual question i was just about to do it don't let me give me some too the other section is a challenge no not at all i love pumpkin pie i actually don't love pumpkin pie all that much i do but i'm more than happy to indulge just a little bit just a little bit mmm the monk oh my god would you call me your pumpkin yeah i would pumpkin just like a flower i love fingering my bananas would you say that it was appealing you can't be full yet though because we still have chocolate mmm chocolate which probably my least favorite part of the holidays during valentine's day is the assorted chocolates that don't tell you what's inside of the chocolate so you know the trick if you poke your finger no no i want the caramel usually it's the square ones yeah that's the square caramel gets been going well before we get going there is one last question from putt blueish to ask the worst way to ask for a kinky session i need [Laughter] that's fair when people come at me with i need you to spank me i need you to don't start with what you need start with how it'd be beneficial for both of you because i'm not as sexuality like you'd get from adam male i am a human what is the easiest x-ray from it's actually really pretty that's cute right it's really pretty there's chocolate all over it but it's really pretty that makes it tastier well i don't know about you daddy but i'm getting especially full i'm very full and i'm not just talking about the animal toy that i might have in but i do want to end on one last question and this one comes from porn skyler who says if you were reincarnated as a sex toy which one would it be i'd be a single tail whip because i'd like to make an impact i would be a chastity device because i would cause excruciating pain to some people that were being aroused but also were containing other people's excitement so cocktails whatever you're gonna call it so with our five course meal said and done um i don't know about you daddy but i'm officially full me too and would you say that you felt hornier i feel like having a nap truthfully yeah some foods are like higher caliber they're a little bit more sexy because you get them at like a nice fancy restaurant i think that a lot of this relies on placebo in a way none of these things are factually based and backed by science to say that they are the love potion number nine to be clear it has to be over nine inches or i'm not interested it is all hearsay it is all her say it is all them say but at the end of the day a well-placed aphrodisiac in the form of an appetizer will never replace good honest communication chemistry and possibly good bottle of wine if i'm being honest so is that the takeaway just get a bottle of wine you'll be good you know what the takeaway is have sex first then have a really nice meal then cuddle and have a nice nap whether you're having some phallic play with your bananas getting some omega-3s on or just having a little bit of dessert always have a safe word and today's safe word is mukbang because i don't know about you daddy but i'm full and i finally got to do it cheers and cheers to you we hope that you guys all have a lovely valentine's day and coming up next week we are doing a 12 hour livestream over on our twitch channel for my birthday it's the puppy's birthday come join us so get your food daddy on get your feeders and play going and if you find an aphrodisiac we happen to miss leave that down in the comments below feed me eat me i i just did there's so much food ring that bell if you like ringing bells and leave a like if you want to see more food play or mukbanging episodes where we answer your questions yeah if you want us to eat every episode i'm all for it just tell us and we will see you guys in the next episode bye have any heebie jeebies around kink i don't yeah oh there is one oh the piercing when i've seen this a couple times reminds me of a horror movie speaking of hangings and horror movies we just started playing dead by daylight on our twitch channel oh it's awful the puppy is like a serial killer in the game yes oh because that's the point in the game it's so gross in real life i'm delightful i don't know what you're talking about