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step right up step right up you won't believe your eyes step right up and see the amazing half man half clam what a ripoff it's just Kim Cattrall sitting indian-style boy they've got some very unusual prizes at the carnival this year Oh congratulations son you've won a genuine live homosexual where are we going wait don't tell me oh boy mom can I keep it well it's a big responsibility Kris that means you'll have to clean up after him and feed him what do you eat attention I like your hair still hungry you have a beautiful speaking voice I'm full let's see I guess 185 pounds wrong I'm 95% helium Brian look what I won Wow what'd you win that for for having the best pig in the competition when you bred a pig sure did most genetically perfect one in the contest oink oh my god yes he's something isn't he are those fists damn right show him Pig how the hell did you do this I'll let you in on a little secret prior I didn't do it I got it from a farm what the hell kind of farm breech pigs like this would you like to see it for yourself Brian yeah I would good cuz it's gonna blow your mind like the stereopticon did to Americans in 1910 hey I'm in New York City no I'm not yes I am yes I am what's going on here [Music] this is it Brian what's that it's how I got the pig you ever heard of the multiverse theory Brian well of course I have but I'm wondering if you have oh my god so transparent well the theory states that there are an infinite number of universes coexisting with ours on parallel dimensional plane at dimensional planes right don't do that don't don't repeat the last two words like you already kind of knew what I was talking about your no idea what I'm talking about now in each of these alternate universes the reality is different than our own sometimes only slightly sometimes quite radically the point is every possible eventuality exists and that's where you got the pig in a parallel universe prepare yourself Brian I'll show you [Music] where are we this is Quahog Brian same year same time but in this universe Christianity never existed which means the dark ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus humanity is a thousand years more advanced ergo muscular genetically perfect pigs Hey look there's quagmire thanks honey say hi to your husband oh I got AIDS again better take my nyquil cold flu and AIDS all gone what time do you suppose it is Brian I don't know about 3:30 watch the sidewalk [Music] my god is that Meg 36d Brian and you know what's amazing in this universe she's still one of the ugly ones if you saw Lois you'd have to put your penis in a wheelchair come on I'll show you around here's our bathroom around here oh you need to go pee a poop poop one poop removal wow did I just go poop yes sure did all-digital where does it go it gets beamed to another dimension let me ask you this what about all the Renaissance art that Christianity inspired that was my first question - come on have a look at the Sistine Chapel Wow yep with no Christianity to inspire Michelangelo they gave the job to John Hinckley all right you ready to go home now are you kidding this is amazing can we see more universes hmm but I haven't tried yet but I don't see why not whoa what's this place you know this universe looks weird yeah it's cheap and somehow lazy yeah rock Peter yes Rock Lois that was wonderful Rock sex we had last rock night yes I enjoyed rocking you up the rock last night I know I'm glad you wore that rock ring but we still always use a rock fact ik I'm riveted for your pleasure hey Brian want to get the rock out of here Rock yeah huh this looks like Spooner Street only something's not quite right according to the multiverse guide this is a universe where the United States never dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima so the Japanese just never quit [Music] you Madame Mata side a day all awesome oh no [ __ ] nice today Amos oh my god another star they all coming at Easter cocaine is okay she gonna y'all carnita six dice Christiana my nan khatai killed our demo yeah buddy skit I owe another salmon or Tianjin you can do it - Tomas or die no cheating Nikhil - oh well I think I've seen enough let's get back to our universe oh right off we go huh home sweet home [Music] what what can you take out the trash it stinks in the kitchen sure thing Louis delighted to get tired when I stand what the hell is this this isn't our universe apparently this is a universe where everyone has two heads one happy one said honey have you seen Stewie I can't find him anywhere I sure have he's over there playing in the corner mm-hmm I want you to know I love you I'm trying to get excited about it oh this is too freaky why didn't that thing take us home I don't know I told you it hasn't been fully tested yet we can't stay here that's for sure and now back to Channel five News at six quahogs lowest rated newscast the president's dog just had puppies there was a plane crash Stewie please tell me you know how to get us home of course I know how to get us home help Stewie what's going on look of it I'm guessing this is Quahog but doing some sort of Ice Age well press the button get us out of here oh I can't reach the device what you're kidding yep get comfortable I think we're gonna be here for a while well look there's your poop from the other universe Stewie you've got to get us out of here if we stay in here much longer we're either gonna freeze or starve I know but I can't reach the device you try you're closer to it besides you're stronger than I am hey what was that oh well you said I was stronger than you and that must have made me happy so my tale started wagging looks like it carved through the ice a bit yeah did keep going okay let's see yeah you want to go for a walk it's working do more you want a treat you want a treat boy that's good that's good but you really have one right oh yeah yeah and we're going for that walk oh yeah definitely and I'll give you a bath no no no sorry sorry and I'll let you go for a ride in the car oh you better up you lyin you want to sleep in the bed with us yes oh I never get to must be a special occasion you got it you're through yes all right what do I do just press the red button okay um which one's red press the big button this can't be it this doesn't look familiar you're right Brian apparently this is a universe where everyone has to take a poop right just now okay you got those numbers yeah yeah okay just leave them on my desk okay that works out fine for me where's your desk Doug knows where my desk is Craig are you good with this yeah that should work up pretty good for me too and they'll tell you real sweet with a musical tweet it's a wonderful day for pie four by four pi this is wonderful Brian only making honey this Tom Tucker buddy really [Applause] [Music] Brian we could spend the rest of our lives here it's perfect sounds good to me doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with this place hello everybody oh yeah this is a Disney Universe look how shiny my buttons are here just push the a okay [Music] whoa this is trippy I should say so we're in the Robot Chicken universe well you guys moved a block in a TV look GI Joe Transformers Thundercats he-man yay no shows yes dude how's it feel to be on a major Network for 30 seconds hi god this place looks terrible looks like Quahog was vaporized or something it says that in this universe Frank Sinatra was never born and therefore he was unable to use his influence to get Kennedy elected so Nixon won the 1960 election and totally botched the Cuban Missile Crisis causing World War 3 wow so I guess Lee Harvey Oswald never shot Kennedy now he shot Mayor McCheese [Applause] that jokes not in bad taste right who cares he's a cheeseburger you where are we I don't know the device can't make heads or tails of it it's just some sort of weird low resolution blocky universe now watch well there's my supper no any oven well I have its own quite sound thank you I'm frightened let's go Brian this feels weird hit the button oh god what is this feel like I'm on acid or something according to the multiverse guide this is a universe where everything is depicted as a Washington Post political cartoon good lord I'm naked and why am i holding a dinner platter that says mccain-feingold that's that's pretty good that's that's funny you don't get it no no I don't get it Oh God let's go quick here comes an overweight cat with dollar signs for eyes and a hat that says social security pouring a bucket that says alternative minimum tax over a sad Statue of Liberty holding a democracy umbrella oh yes Oh that'll wake people up oh my god now we're nowhere not quite Brian this is a universe but it's only inhabitant is one really far away guy who yells compliments I like your shirt thank you this was nice we did it we're back now this is the universe of misleading portraiture oh oh wait it's not so bad there's the compliment guy hello oh they got both of us we're finished we're never gonna get home we're never gonna see our Peter and Lois or anyone else we no ever again you gotcha pal Stewie great ah you could learn something from compliment guy and you know it's not as bad as you think I may have finally figured this out I just need to make a few more calculations [Music] whoa sorry about that bad girl Holly no jumpies oh it's it's quite all right um Wow okay this is ridiculous yeah you you naughty little wire you're supposed to be over here how did you get over there oh yeah come on Holly let's go this guy's a freak and that should do it now let's go home Hey what the hell are you doing I just don't think we should be too hasty I mean we have a unique opportunity to study alternate universes in depth Ryan give me the damn device give it come on what the hell man you better put that thing on a leash sir or I'm gonna have to find you take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty dog [Music] what the hell were you thinking Brian we're never gonna get home now why the hell would you break the damn device look it was an accident all right and besides look at this place it's a world run by dogs I mean I kind of want to explore this universe oh you like role reversal okay wait what do you do oh come on pick up my poop pick up my poop I'm not picking up your poop hey you pick up that poop you heard him Brian pick up my poop good one pick it up do it pick up my poop I need a plastic bag here's a thin napkin okay I'm a new neighbor and you're my pet human Hotchkiss got it I'm not so crazy about Hotchkiss anymore what I mean you came up with Hodgkiss no but Axl or Maximilian or Dex you know it's gotta have an X in it because because that means I have cool parents who take me on expensive ski trips on spring break and I get to drink wine with dinner even though I'm only 14 and hello hello my name is Blake Carrington oh and this is my human Gabe oh no what we just moved in down the street and thought we'd stop in and say hi to our new neighbors well great to meet you come on in I'm Peter this is my family my wife Lois my son Chris Chris stop licking yourself and come up and say hi my daughter Meg our puppy Stewie and this is our human Brian nice to meet you say hi to human Brian Blake says Gabe hi mommy I want to play with the new human only if it's okay with Blake yeah sure it's fine Gabe is great with puppies I swear to god I hope the next universe we go to is all Koreans I know who you are Stewie I beg your pardon I've perfected multiverse travel as well in fact I figured out how to navigate with absolute precision really I haven't we've been jumping randomly from one universe to the next did you have the shuffle button on oh my god there you go that's why that little symbol the two cross Berens god I feel silly but I can't do anything about it my device has been destroyed I've got one of my own I can use it to send you back hold on I'll get it Peter hey Joe Barney and I are having company tonight wondering if I could borrow some wet food yeah sure thing that's Joe he's our local human catcher so don't misbehave with a human catcher rope them after yeah Gabe oh you're in big trouble you little crap oh you shouldn't have done that little fella you just earned yourself a trip to the pound look I'm sorry about this let me just pay the fine or whatever and I'll make sure this doesn't happen again it could pick him up tomorrow oh okay just bring a trash bag what do you mean by that any human that bites a dog gets euthanized you know that no he doesn't he's from another universe where dogs are subservient to humans oh you mean like that time we yell when we bounced around between universe and you couldn't figure out how yes oh they're gonna kill him we got to get him out of there it's a tough world here you hear about it every night on the dog news coming up that Bush in the park is my bush it's my bush [Music] look there is oh thank God I'm saved come on let's get out of here all right the two of you stand over there and I'll send you back where you belong gosh Brian I sure hope this next leap will be the leap home wait take me with you what do you mean you can't go back to our universe come on a place where humans are in charge I can't pass that up [Music] this looks like home is there any way we can be sure hmm mom have you seen my Trapper Keeper yeah now what do we do about this guy we got two Brians in our universe now don't worry I don't plan to stay in Quahog I'm gonna go out into the world and see what I can make up myself I can be somebody here and it should be easy for you because I mean what luck you're white you have no idea how big that is here goodbye Stewie goodbye Brian maybe our paths will cross again someday ah look at him go free in a world of his own kind where he can finally reach the fruit potato oh my god he got hit by a car you