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do you remember the first time you saw this [ __ ] thing it's an insult to the eyes but somehow these cyclopean annoying oranges became the face of Gary Gygax is legacy so let's pose a simple question why do they look like this well thankfully they don't they look like this and this and this and this the only thing consistent about their appearance is a bunch of eyes another eye and a floating circular body I'm gonna go ahead and attest all that to a nightmare Gary Gygax had about a soccer ball with eyes the reason they vary in design is because of their ability to warp reality around them by thinking very much like a dream these things physical traits are as inconsistent as XP to level threes uploads but their brains are all the same big as hell alien like an octopus and is insecure as our generation human beings have certain boundaries when it comes to understanding and exploring emotions feelings self-worth a beholder doesn't have to deal with that [ __ ] at all they view themselves as the center of the universe and the rest of the universe scares the everliving [ __ ] out of them everything around a beholder is meant to be subjugated collected or annihilated but with every aberration their relationships with slaves and minions is a sort of a paradox the defining trait of a beholder is it's immeasurable xenophobia as an example if a beholder thought that one day it'll eat a bad piece of toast and that toast will lead to an infection that ultimately kills the beholder it will rationalize escaping to the depths of the ocean to avoid all toast it would collect minions and command them to burn all wheat fields and bakeries on that hemisphere so you could imagine how much they fear their own minions their many eyes are always darting around ever alert of hidden knives or burnt toast sometimes being alone is scarier than being betrayed the socrates instead of hiding sometimes they'll collect powerful mortals as if they were minis and assimilate them into an army of minions now above I mentioned reality bending their whole nature and their name is defined by the word look so that's where their abilities seem to come from so do me a favor and look look at the many eyes all eleven count'em eleven eyes each one does a different thing so let's run down the little list the big ball of optical lenses and I juice in the middle cancels out magic wherever it looks so give me a quick second to correct this acknowledge that looking at you is stronger than the wish spell account for its contingency plans and there we go this adorable little eye stock has a habit of charming whatever it locks eyes with you so [ __ ] precious why are you the next ones line aside is an anti nervous system ray then we have the piss your pants pupil a slow motion camera lens gonna kill us oculus the gravity gun from half-life a roofie ray an eyeball stolen from a Gorgon an eye that does what Thanos did to half the universe and a second death ray for good measure you can never be too careful be holders are nothing but variants on vision so excuse how many eyeball puns I have to use I apologize to my viewers the way that they're described there is no way for any adventurer to ever kill a beholder in any situation unless the DM plays them wrong it seems to me the only way a beholder can die is by the hand eyes of another beholder so give me one second to correct this and there be holders can accidentally get into this situation by giving birth accidentally their overactive paranoia is exhausting so these gravity balls go to sleep somewhat often and they're dreams that ensue are also fearful sometimes during a nap a beholder sees another beholder in its dreams and because their control over reality is a bit fickle they wake up to a newly born beholder assassin floating five feet away and the new beholder is also the center of the universe so he says [ __ ] you dad and they Duke it out what a shitty way to die the coolest thing about B holders is their dream born Ken are as random as the monsters fears so their nightmares are like a crackerjack box of monsters I actually made my own and Mario sak illustrated the doom bringer of all beholders but the variety pack often yields more common results which we'll observe now if a dreaming beholder has a brain fart they create a sort of chibi version of themselves that acts like a spoiled alien cat they tolerate these little eyeball balls because of vanity and they're really funny if you chop off four eye stalks from a dead beholder you found you can use them to create a spectator these things make decent guards but the trouble you have to go through to make them is such a hassle just hire a damn kennel off if mind flayers get ahold of one this if you're persistent about owning a spectator but [ __ ] up the ritual you get a Gogh he says sure I'll guard your valuable magical items and then he eats them and you if a beholder finds a goth there's a fifty fifty percent chance they become a slave or a pile of ashes and if those last origin stories weren't random enough while beholder who dreams about losing blood squirts out a death kiss this little cutie only has one eye a hunger for blood and thunder for blood for some reason they're super electrically charged a beholder is classic mode because it's a common fear for our bulbous buddies however if they dream about mirrors or other selves they grow a little gang of themselves who work together and become extra unkillable and lastly are the death tyrants this is when great grandpa beholder reflects on his mortality and then pulls the badass move of straight-up refusing it he goes into a metamorphosis that just takes his skin and he becomes a lit by sheer force of will lucky bastard they get a special upgrade that lets them raise dead any number of dead a mountain of skeletons their coming be holders try their best to make a layer that keeps them safe from the world because worms and toast are just as potentially deadly as warlords and Dragons they just keep it all away they carve out caves and chamber with their fan oohs I block up secret tunnels with their gravity gun and populate the lair that took them all of five minutes to make because you're jealous of beholder feuds I'll pretend you're one of them building their very own lair let's use terraria as a visual example first you find a natural cave fill that [ __ ] with traps and barrel through a nearby wall like a slightly ugly or kool-aid man then destroy everything in a line of sight so that only your five foot round ass can fit inside every corridor should be in a random direction so losers with legs can't do [ __ ] to you Oh what minions are complaining about hiking up and down just make a dungeon or dust them carve out some chambers find some natural ones and fill everything with either minions or more traps the bigger and more cryptic the better we're hoping to reach us sewers of water deep level of complexity then when you're good and cozy but not too cozy because everything is out to kill you for some reason you make a cute little gallery of art you fancy B holders like curios we don't know why especially goldfish and lastly your think tank just put it above your gallery and make it cozy with some sand or a down pillow once a beholder has its mancave set in stone it'll sit and its sanctum and think about what's gonna kill it then think some more that's basically B holders you