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What are the best features of Microsoft Office 365?
Here’s a breakdown of some awesome Features Office 3651. Work Smarter, EverywhereAfter buying Office 365, you also gain access to its accompanying mobile apps and browser apps. This allows you to access their cloud service from any up to date web browser on your desktop or mobile device. Even better yet, you don’t have to install Office software on your computer to do this.The mobile app allows you to access all of your Office 365 subscriptions and Office products right from your smartphone or tablet; this includes Word, Excel, Powerpoint, Onenote, and more. Cut the cord and stop working on your PC only — download the Microsoft Office 365 mobile app to stay productive, even while on the go.2. Enjoy 50 GB of StorageEach Office 365 user receives a whopping 50 GB of storage with Exchange Online; this can be used to save emails, calendar events, task lists, meeting notes, contact information, and email attachments.You can save some more space in your mailbox by utilizing the OneDrive cloud storage feature to share attachments.Your OneDrive storage is also synced to your device, enabling you to work offline on files. As soon as you reconnect to the web, the newest versions of your documents will be automatically uploaded to your cloud storage. The new versions of your documents will also be sent to any other connected device, including your phone or tablet — nifty!3. Edit Documents with Real-Time Co-AuthoringCollaborate online and see changes your team makes to shared documents within your Office apps as they happen with the real-time co-authoring feature in Word. Save your file to OneDrive cloud storage or SharePoint so your team can access the document and make any necessary edits or updates. You can also share it directly from Word by utilizing a handily integrated sidebar. As the publisher and access-giver, you can edit accessibility settings at any time.With the improved version control that was rolled out with Office 2016 co-authoring, you can see which changes to the document were made by which contributor and when the update was made. You can also easily revert back to a previous version of the file whenever you need to.4. Connect with Co-WorkersYou may not have known this, but Office apps include a Skype in-app integration. You can use this feature to instant message your teammates, share your screen during meetings and have audio or visual conversations — without even exiting the Office apps you’re working in. You can continue Skype conversations even after you close your office apps via your desktop or mobile version of Skype. The best part? Your team will receive unlimited Skype minutes.Source: Microsoft5. Send Links, Not FilesIt’s time to move away from email attachments. It’s never been easier to share documents for co-authoring!Simply upload your file to Office 365’s cloud storage. Then, write your email via Outlook or the Outlook web app. Rather than attaching your document to the email, you can insert a link to the file on your cloud. Outlook will automatically allow email recipients to edit the document you wish to share. You can always change permissions on any document at your convenience.6. Convert OneNote Items into Outlook Calendar EventsEasily configure OneNote items to tasks within your Outlook calendar. You can also assign tasks to colleagues, complete with follow-up reminders and concise due dates. You can also transfer meeting notes taken in OneNote via email to your teammates, and add important details (date, location, and attendees) to their respective meeting.7. Use Your Mouse as a Laser Pointer during PowerPoint PresentationsWith only a simple keyboard shortcut (Ctrl + P), your mouse can be used as a laser pointer during your PowerPoint presentations. You can also use the “presenter mode” commands while using this feature.The laser pointer tool has been a nifty trick within older versions of the office apps for years; however, it was only recently integrated for touch-screen devices. All you have to do is hold down on your device’s screen, and the laser pointer will appear.8. Create a Power Map Using ExcelTurn data into a 3-D interactive map with Power Map, one of the many Power BI-enhanced data visualization features that Excel has to offer. It comes with three different filters: List, Range, or Advanced. The Power Map will help you not only convey your data more effectively, but also support your claims by creating a tangible story from the numbers.
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How does it feel to travel alone?
Last summer, I went to America on my own. It was the first time that I had travelled alone. I was all excited about it.As soon as I got off the plane, I found difficulty finding the right bus to my hotel. I tried to ask for help and a lovely girl helped me find my bus and also gave me dibs to make it convenient for me to get on the bus. It is strange that people tend to help others when they are alone. But, it feels good to me. :DIn the next few days, I learnt how to use Uber and Airbnb to arrange transportation and accommadations. Also, I bought a TAP card for public transportation. (BTW it is not that good in L.A.)I made friends with my hosts and they took me to dinner. (Very kind and friendly, aren' they?)Very beautiful view, right?It kinda suprised me because before I went here, people told me that it was common that people go dutch in America, but I got treated a lot. Maybe we just have to experience everythiing by ourselves I guess.I went to a science musuem, which I would never possibily go if I was with my family or friends. Travelling alone can help you find a new version of yourself.This pic was taken by the staff there. Very nice guy he offered me a second chance to try but I chickened out haha.I helped my host wash his car with another guest and he treated us chickens hahah.My host is the guy with white T-shirt. He never said he could speak Chinese on his profile on Airbnb, but when I got to his place, his perfect Chinese shocked me! And the guy with black shirt was the other guest. His was a model in his country and he told me that his former host who was a guy from Couchsurfing flirted with him. He was too scared so he chose another place to stay.We get to meet different people when we are travelling and we get to talk to them. We are both the story-tellers and the listeners.One day, when I was having lunch alone in a fastfood place inside UCLA, a Chinese guy who was travelling alone too talked to me and suggested that we should go travel together for a few days. So we went to San Diego together. I got a free ride and he got a free lunch. I was so lucky that he brough his HD camera and caught a beautiful pic of me and the beautiful scenery of La Jolla.Again I was super lucky. When I got back to L.A. and decided to go to Santa Monica, I encountered these lovely softball players from Canada on the bus. I didn't know that Special Olympics was held in L.A. that time, so I was just wondering why they all wore the same shirts and seemed so excited so I talked to one of them sitting next to me and it was a nice talk. They talked about the differences between America and Canada.We got a picture taken after we arrived at Santa Monica.Travelling alone kinda makes people talkative. I was not like that when I was back in China. I didn't talk to strangers. But when I was travelling by myself, I did it a lot.Later on, I flew to Utah for the mountaineous scenery. I got to make a cute friend on the flight. She happened to be studying Chinese and decided to go to China to teach English. We still keep in touch on facebook.I was so happy that I got one more friend even on a flight!I did my first hiking alone in Utah! I spent my whole afternoon from 12 to 5 p.m. on that mountain and yet I forgot the name of it...So beautiful! I felt the clouds were so close that I could touch them.When I was leaving Salt Lake City, I was packing my stuff and my host was so surprised at my strength. Yeah... I might seem small but I am powful! :PA lovely host took this pic of me and my luggage..I have to give Airbnb a big THUMB-UP! Most of the friends I made there were my hosts and roommates. I also recommended a Chinese messenger app to my host.And here's what we chatted lol.I did a lot of things with my hosts. And I considered them to be the reason why this trip is so memorable.I seldom cook in China, because my parents cook better than me and also I am afraid of the oil sparking. But I did cook for my host because she took me to the movie and Mexican food. I wanted to thank her by cooking my favourite Chinese food for her.It turnt out delicious! She liked it!She also bagged some for her colleagues, which made me feel a sense of satisfaction.No wonder people say cooking is the signal of loving life.I also went to Universal Studio and asked an old lady to take pic for me. I didn't know she was French. She told me she could not speak English very well and she was not good at photography. I picked up some French for half a year, so I talked to her in French. What did I say? Somethine like “Je suis Chinoise.” I can count in French. “Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq..." Just like 123456. She laughed.Well, I think the pic is not bad though. :DThe way of making friends while travelling alone is to be proactive. When people helped me take pics, they were curious about why I was travelling alone and the stories happend to me. I was all excited to tell them about it like at the very beginning when my parents agreed me to travel by myself.I was in America for a month. And I felt happy and refreshed everyday. I was always ready to meet new people and accept new challenges and discover new abilities of me. I never felt this way when I travelled with my family or friends. That is when I loved travelling alone.P.S.: I really like using Uber. The first time I used it was when I was lost and I couldn't find my way to the place I was staying in. I used Uber and talked with the driver about it. He was really helpful and he said "You got money, cell phone, people around you, don't panic, you always find your way." When I got where I was going to, he reminded me by "What you do when you lose your way?"Very lovely. Very caring.Actually I have a lot of stories to tell with Uber drivers. They were all talkative unlike the taxi drivers we have in China. They are usually quiet and always in a rush. If you would like to know more about it, let me know!I will never forget the memory and the people I met there.It always makes me smile when I think about it.
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What is the main reason of the downfall of blackberry company?
Shortly after the release of the first iPhone, Verizon asked BlackBerry to create a touchscreen “iPhone killer.” But the result was a flop, so Verizon turned to Motorola and Google instead.In 2012, one-time co-CEO Jim Balsillie quit the board and cut all ties to BlackBerry in protest after his plan to shift focus to instant-messaging software, which had been opposed by founder Mike Lazaridis, was killed by current CEO Thorsten Heins.Mr. Lazaridis opposed the launch plan for the BlackBerry 10 phones and argued strongly in favour of emphasizing keyboard devices. But Mr. Heins and his executives did not take the advice and launched the touchscreen Z10, with disastrous resultsLate last year, Research In Motion Ltd. chief executive officer Thorsten Heins sat down with the board of directors at the company’s Waterloo, Ont., headquarters to review plans for the launch of a new phone designed to turn around the company’s fortunes.His weapon was the BlackBerry Z10, a slim device with the kind of glass touchscreen that had made Apple Inc. and Samsung Electronics Co. Ltd. the dominant names in the global smartphone market.But one of RIM’s directors was frustrated by what he saw, and spoke out, according to one person who was in the room. There is a cultural problem at RIM, he told the group, and the Z10 was a glaring manifestation of it.The speaker was none other than Michael Lazaridis, the genius behind the BlackBerry, the company’s co-founder and its former co-CEO. Minutes earlier, he said, he had spoken with Mr. Heins’s newest executive recruits, chief marketing officer Frank Boulben and chief operating officer Kristian Tear.Mr. Boulben and Mr. Tear had dismissively told Mr. Lazaridis that the market for keyboard-equipped mobile phones – RIM’s signature offering – was dead.In the board meeting, Mr. Lazaridis pointed to a BlackBerry with a keyboard. “I get this,” he said. “It’s clearly differentiated.” Then he pointed to a touchscreen phone. “I don’t get this.”To turn away from a product that had always done well with corporate customers, and focus on selling yet another all-touch smartphone in a market crowded with them, was a huge mistake, Mr. Lazaridis warned his fellow directors. Some of them agreed.The boardroom confrontation was a telling moment in the downfall of Research In Motion.Once the giant of the smartphone business, RIM, which was renamed BlackBerry Ltd. in the summer, is now on its knees. The company reported a $965-million (U.S.) fiscal second-quarter loss Friday, primarily because of a massive writedown of Z10 phones that sit, unsold and unwanted, about eight months after they first hit the market. The company is cutting 4,500 jobs, 40 per cent of its work force, in a desperate bid to bring costs in line with plummeting revenue.Investors, who have lived through the destruction of more than $75-billion of the company’s market value over the past five years, are still wondering how BlackBerry managed to blow its runaway lead and became a bit player in the smartphone market it invented.An investigation by The Globe and Mail, which included interviews with two dozen past and present company insiders, exposes a series of deep rifts at the executive and boardroom levels.Those divisions hurt the company’s ability to develop products just as it faced its greatest challenge from more nimble and creative rivals – and contributed to the downfall of Canada’s biggest technology company.Once a fast-moving innovator that kept two steps ahead of the competition, RIM grew into a stumbling corporation, blinded by its own success and unable to replicate it. Several years ago, it owned the smartphone world: Even U.S. President Barack Obama was a BlackBerry addict. But after new rivals redefined the market, RIM responded with a string of devices that were late to market, missed the mark with consumers, and opened dangerous fault lines across the organization.Months before their boardroom showdown, Mr. Heins and Mr. Lazaridis found themselves in another strategic standoff in which they were pitted against Jim Balsillie, Mr. Lazaridis’s long-time business partner and co-CEO.Inside RIM, the brash Mr. Balsillie had championed a bold strategy to re-establish the company’s place at the forefront of mobile communications. The plan was to push wireless carriers to adopt RIM’s popular BlackBerry Messenger (BBM) instant messaging service as a replacement for their short text messaging system (SMS) applications – no matter what kind of phone their customers used.It was a novel plan. If RIM could get BBM onto hundreds of millions of non-BlackBerry phones, and charge fees for it, the company would have an enormous new source of profit, Mr. Balsillie believed. “It was a really big idea,” said an employee who was involved in the project.But the plan ran into stiff opposition at senior levels. Not long after Mr. Heins took over as RIM’s CEO in January, 2012, he killed it, with Mr. Lazaridis’s support.That was it for Mr. Balsillie. Weeks later, he resigned from the board and cut his ties to the company.“My reason for leaving the RIM board in March, 2012, was due to the company’s decision to cancel the BBM cross-platform strategy,” Mr. Balsillie said in a brief statement to The Globe and Mail, his first public comments on his departure. He declined a request for an interview.Mr. Lazaridis, who declined to speak about board matters, resigned as a director this past March after delaying his retirement by a year at the board's request.Now, BlackBerry’s future is in doubt. This week, Fairfax Financial Holdings Ltd., a Toronto-based investment company, announced a plan to lead a $4.7-billion takeover of the company. The offer is conditional, and requires a group of so-far uncommitted institutional investors to back Fairfax and provide financing.The company’s near-collapse is a painful situation for Mr. Lazaridis, a gifted engineer who co-founded RIM in a tiny Waterloo office above a bagel shop in 1984.“It’s really hurting me,” he said in an interview. “I can’t imagine what the employees must be thinking. Everyone is talking about the most likely scenario being that it will be broken up and sold off for parts. What will happen to the Waterloo region, or Canada? What company will take its place?”Competition risingMike Lazaridis was at home on his treadmill and watching television when he first saw the Apple iPhone in early 2007. There were a few things he didn’t understand about the product. So, that summer, he pried one open to look inside and was shocked. It was like Apple had stuffed a Mac computer into a cellphone, he thought.To Mr. Lazaridis, a life-long tinkerer who had built an oscilloscope and computer while in high school, the iPhone was a device that broke all the rules. The operating system alone took up 700 megabytes of memory, and the device used two processors. The entire BlackBerry ran on one processor and used 32 MB. Unlike the BlackBerry, the iPhone had a fully Internet-capable browser. That meant it would strain the networks of wireless companies like AT&T Inc., something those carriers hadn’t previously allowed. RIM by contrast used a rudimentary browser that limited data usage.“I said, ‘How did they get AT&T to allow [that]?’ Mr. Lazaridis recalled in the interview at his Waterloo office. “ ‘It’s going to collapse the network.’ And in fact, some time later it did.”Publicly, Mr. Lazaridis and Mr. Balsillie belittled the iPhone and its shortcomings, including its short battery life, weaker security and initial lack of e-mail. That earned them a reputation for being cocky and, eventually, out of touch. “That’s marketing,” Mr. Lazaridis explained. “You position your strengths against their weaknesses.”Internally, he had a very different message. “If that thing catches on, we’re competing with a Mac, not a Nokia,” he recalled telling his staff.RIM soon earned a chance to show up its new rival. RIM’s early smartphones had been a hit for Verizon Wireless, one of the biggest U.S. wireless players. Frozen out of the iPhone – Apple had signed an exclusive deal with AT&T – Verizon executives approached RIM in June, 2007, and asked if it could develop “an iPhone killer.” The product would need to have a touchscreen with no physical keyboard. Verizon would back the U.S. launch with a massive marketing campaign.RIM executives jumped at the chance. At one management meeting, Mr. Balsillie called it RIM’s most important strategic opportunity since the launch of its two-way e-mail pager.The product was the BlackBerry Storm. It was the most complex and ambitious project the company had ever done, but “the technology was cobbled together quickly and wasn’t quite ready,” said one former senior company insider who was involved in the project.The product was months late, hitting the market just before U.S. Thanksgiving in 2008. Many customers hated it. The touchscreen, RIM’s first, was awkward to manipulate. The product ran on a single processor and was slow and buggy. Mr. Balsillie put on a brave face, declaring the launch to be “an overwhelming success,” but sales lagged the iPhone and customer returns were high.The Storm campaign didn’t seem so disastrous at the time: RIM was in the midst of a torrid global expansion. In August, 2009, Fortune crowned it the world’s fastest-growing company. A year after the Storm launch, market research firm comScore reported that four of the top five smartphones U.S. customers intended to buy in the next three months were BlackBerrys.But the Storm had failed to give Verizon Wireless the Apple-killer it coveted, and RIM soon abandoned the product. So the carrier turned to Google Inc. and its new operating system, Android, and built a massive marketing campaign around Motorola’s Droid phone in 2009 – at the expense of marketing dollars to support BlackBerry products. Verizon’s “iDon’t” campaign highlighted all the shortcomings of the iPhone that Android addressed with its consumer-friendly user interface.Rather than hurt Apple, the Droid and other Android-powered phones began to steal share first from Palm and Microsoft, and then RIM. By December, 2010, Android’s market share in the U.S. had grown to 23.5 per cent from 5.2 per cent a year earlier, as RIM’s dropped by 10 points, to 31.6 per cent, according to comScore. By late 2011, Android commanded 47.3 per cent of the U.S. market, while RIM had just 16 per cent.A shift by smartphone usersThis post-iPhone period was an era of strategic confusion for RIM. The overall state of the industry “was a bit schizophrenic,” said Patrick Spence, RIM’s former executive vice-president of global sales, who left in 2012. “There was a time when the [wireless] carriers tried to keep data usage predictable. Then it shifted to a period of trying to drive much more usage in different packages, when the iPhone became compelling.”If there were new rules of the game, RIM would require new tools. The summer after the Storm launched, Mr. Lazaridis bought Torch Mobile, a software development firm that created Internet browsers for mobile phones.But the process of moving, or “porting,” the Torch browser onto RIM’s highly-customized system proved complex and time-consuming. RIM’s technology was based on Java computer code and an operating system built in the 1990s, while the Apple and Android systems used newer software platforms and standards that made it easier to build friendlier user interfaces. “This really meant we were not positioned for the future,” Mr. Lazaridis said. In order to survive, RIM would have to change its DNA.RIM executives figured they had time to reinvent the company. For years they had successfully fended off a host of challengers. Apple’s aggressive negotiating tactics had alienated many carriers, and the iPhone didn’t seem like a threat to RIM’s most loyal base of customers – businesses and governments. They would sustain RIM while it fixed its technology issues.But smartphone users were rapidly shifting their focus to software applications, rather than choosing devices based solely on hardware. RIM found it difficult to make the transition, said Neeraj Monga, director of research with Veritas Investment Research Corp. The company’s engineering culture had served it well when it delivered efficient, low-power devices to enterprise customers. But features that suited corporate chief information officers weren’t what appealed to the general public.“The problem wasn’t that we stopped listening to customers,” said one former RIM insider. “We believed we knew better what customers needed long term than they did. Consumers would say, ‘I want a faster browser.’ We might say, ‘You might think you want a faster browser, but you don’t want to pay overage on your bill.’ ‘Well, I want a super big very responsive touchscreen.’ ‘Well, you might think you want that, but you don’t want your phone to die at 2 p.m.’ “We would say, ‘We know better, and they’ll eventually figure it out.’ ”Trying to satisfy its two sets of customers – consumers and corporate users – could leave the company satisfying neither. When RIM executives showed off plans to add camera, game and music applications to its products to several hundred Fortune 500 chief information officers at a company event in Orlando in 2010, they weren’t prepared for the backlash that followed. Large corporate customers didn’t want personal applications on corporate phones, said a former RIM executive who attended the session.Meanwhile, it turned out consumers didn’t care so much about battery life or security features. They wanted apps. Apple’s iOs and Google’s Android systems were relatively easy for outside software developers to use, compared to BlackBerry’s technically complicated Java-based system.Blackberry’s apps looked “uglier” than those programmed in more modern languages, and the simulator used to test the apps often didn’t recreate the actual experience, said Trevor Nimegeers, a Calgary-based entrepreneur whose software company, Wmode, has developed apps for BlackBerry. Further, RIM exerted tight control over developers before it would sign off on their apps for use on BlackBerrys, stifling creativity. “Developers wanted to be embraced, not controlled,” Mr. Nimegeers said. As a result, hot apps such as Instagram and Tumblr bypassed BlackBerry.A split companyOne key to RIM’s early success was its corporate structure. It is unusual for a company to have two CEOs – Mr. Lazaridis focused on engineering, product management and supply chain, while Mr. Balsillie looked after sales, finance and other corporate functions – but for a long time, it worked. Mr. Lazaridis’s side of the shop made the phones, and Mr. Balsillie’s sold them. The two men were collegial and collaborative.Below the top executives, however, the two sides of the company didn’t always get along. And as the company grew into a leviathan with $20-billion in annual sales, the structure sometimes made it difficult to get definitive decisions or establish clear accountability. That contributed to a chronic problem for RIM: speed. “They were always slow to market, and there were always delays in launching,” said James Moorman, an analyst with S&P Capital IQ Equity Research. “It was compounded by miscalculating the speed at which the consumer market changed.”Sometimes, feedback from customers that might inspire changes would die at middle management, because senior executives didn’t want to bring it to Mr. Lazaridis, a former insider said.The split company also lost a major unifying force when chief operating officer Larry Conlee retired in 2009. Mr. Conlee was a whip-cracker who held executives to account for decisions and deadlines, establishing a project management office. Many insiders agreed that after he left, a slack attitude toward hitting targets began to permeate the company. “There was a gap” after Mr. Conlee’s departure, Adam Belsher, a former RIM vice-president, told The Globe last year. “There was no real operational executive on the product side that would really get teams to hit deadlines.”After relying on its own technology for so long, Mr. Lazaridis decided the company’s next advance would come from outside. In April, 2010, RIM announced a deal to acquire Ottawa-based QNX Software, a cutting-edge software maker that would provide the building blocks for the BlackBerry 10 operating system – the new platform Mr. Lazaridis knew the company needed.QNX was a specialist in industrial controls that used up-to-date software tools to run applications ranging from 911 call centres to wireless broadband services in vehicles. Its technology was the perfect core for smartphones and tablets, RIM’s leaders felt.Mr. Lazaridis decided to take a page from the business strategy book The Innovator’s Dilemma by Clayton Christensen. The book outlines how established organizations that succeeded against challengers often did so by allowing small, cloistered teams to develop their own disruptive products, free from the influence of the rest of the organization.Mr. Lazaridis decided he would isolate the QNX team and get them to focus solely on the new operating system, while leaving existing programmers to work on products for its existing platform, BlackBerry 7. Eventually he hoped QNX, led by its CEO Dan Dodge, would retrain his entire organization.But first, RIM had to answer a key question: If it wanted to remake the BlackBerry on the QNX system, what was the best way to do that? Should it move over some of its old Java-based applications, or rewrite them all from scratch? If the company abandoned Java altogether, what would it mean for third-party developers who used it?These were not easy decisions. Discussions among the senior leaders in Mr. Lazaridis’ organization dragged on for a year – far too long, according to several insiders.Eventually, the decision was made: BlackBerry 10 would be built from scratch. The problem with that approach was that a new team was being entrusted to recreate the BlackBerry. Those who had created the original system were still working on devices for the BlackBerry 7 platform. Once again, the company was split.“We had bought a powerful operating system and needed to move to it. But the BB7 was late,” Mr. Lazaridis said. “Every week, I was getting requests for more hires, more resources. The conundrum was, how do I pull resources off the BB7 to rewrite all the apps on top of QNX?”PlayBook painThe QNX team’s first assignment was to work on an operating system for the PlayBook, RIM’s answer to Apple’s successful iPad tablet. Mr. Lazaridis saw the work as a precursor to the BlackBerry 10 line of smartphones and was impressed by what the team brought to the product. “It helped our developers experience the power and elegance of QNX,” he said.But the QNX team was overwhelmed and needed to draw heavily on the company’s other resources to complete the PlayBook. Similar issues arose later on the BlackBerry 10. The tablet, originally slated to come out in the fall of 2010, didn’t appear until April, 2011, and it failed to sell. It was an awkward accessory to RIM’s smartphones, and lacked e-mail, contacts and apps. Once again, RIM had missed the mark: Tablets that sold well worked as standalone devices, which the PlayBook wasn’t.Some questioned the wisdom of launching the PlayBook in the first place, feeling it was a needless and costly distraction. And the decision to isolate QNX also created tensions and morale problems: Those who weren’t on the team worried about their future.“To me, the most logical thing would have been to integrate the operating system organizations into one,” said one senior executive who was caught up in the fray. “Then you’d have a whole team, not 150 people sitting around saying, ‘I don’t know what I’m going to do next,’ and another 150 people saying ‘I’m over my head.’ ”Meanwhile, RIM’s lack of an advanced smartphone meant that it continued to bleed market share to Apple and Android, especially in the United States. In December, 2010, Verizon Wireless announced it would invest in fourth generation (4G) LTE technology to accommodate the growing demands of customers who wanted to surf the Internet on their phones. It signalled to device makers that it would look to feature 4G smartphones in its marketing.RIM’s 4G phone effort was the BlackBerry 10, but it was far from ready. RIM executives tried to make an engineering argument to carriers that 4G technology was no more efficient than 3G, and that its Bold phones were just fine. Mr. Lazaridis, Mr. Heins and chief technology officer David Yach “were trying to reshape the argument because they knew our products couldn’t go there,” a former executive said. “It was a fight to stay in [promotional] programs with carriers. We lost channel support and feature ads.”The PlayBook debacle and mounting delays of the BlackBerry 10 harmed the organization in other ways.For years, Mr. Yach and Mr. Lazaridis had enjoyed a close working relationship. But as the well-regarded Mr. Yach began to question the company’s ability to hit deadlines on products, his views were dismissed and he was made to feel he wasn’t a team player, damaging their relationship, observers said. He left the company in early 2012.The PlayBook flop merely added to the sense of a company in decline; 2011 became a signNow turning point for RIM. As it became clear the brand was getting trounced in the market, and the BlackBerry 10 project was hit by signNow delays, the stock plunged, falling from $69 (Canadian) in February to less than $15 by the year’s end.The pressure mounted on Mr. Balsillie, Mr. Lazaridis and the board. In January, 2012, they stepped aside as co-CEOs and handed it over to Thorsten Heins, a German executive who had run the company’s handset division.Almost immediately, there was division about how to roll out the BlackBerry 10. The original strategy had called for the company to launch an all-touchscreen version first, because sales were still going well for the company’s BlackBerry 7 keyboard phone.But by 2012, sales of BlackBerry 7 phones had lost steam, and Mr. Lazaridis, now deputy chairman, felt the company should switch its priority to getting a keyboard version out, to meet the demand from BlackBerry die-hards.“This is our bread and butter, our iconic device,” he told an executive at the company. “The keyboard is one of the reasons they buy BlackBerrys.”Mr. Heins’s new management team held firm, sources close to the board said. “They believed everything was going to full touch” and that the QNX-designed system was clearly superior to what was available on other mobile operating systems.To Mr. Lazaridis, abandoning the company’s competitive advantage in the hopes consumers would embrace yet another touchscreen was too risky a strategy, setting up the showdown at the board last year. In the end, management agreed to continue developing the Q10 keyboard phone. But the all-touchscreen Z10 would be launched first.By the time the first BlackBerry 10 smartphones were unveiled in January of this year, market observers generally agreed that the products were two years too late – a view widely shared among many senior RIM insiders.“Buying QNX was the right play ultimately,” said Mr. Spence. “But we didn’t make the turn fast enough. Everyone underestimated the complexity” involved in building the new system.A BBM planFor 20 years, Jim Balsillie and Mike Lazaridis operated in tandem, building an increasingly successful partnership that allowed each other’s strengths to flourish.They shared an office in their early years, even possessing each other’s voice mail passwords.As RIM grew, they worked in separate buildings but spoke several times a day. “They had a relationship I wish I had with my wife,” one mid-level executive said.But they had different personalities and their lives seldom intersected outside the office. They have barely spoken since leaving the company.For Mr. Lazaridis, science was both a job and a pastime. Mr. Balsillie was brash, competitive and athletic, and wore his reputation for being aggressive, even bullying in meetings, as a badge of honour. If anything, he viewed that outward toughness as a job requirement, not unlike tech CEOs such as Steve Ballmer at Microsoft Corp. or Apple’s Steve Jobs. “Show me how else you build a $20-billion company,” he once confided to a colleague. “If I was Mr. Easy-going, they would kill BlackBerry.”The two rarely disagreed on key strategic moves – until their last year together. Mr. Lazaridis believed BlackBerry 10 would herald RIM’s renaissance. Mr. Balsillie wasn’t so sure.Mr. Balsillie was concerned that Google had commoditized the smartphone market by making its Android operating system available for free to any handset maker. By 2011, wireless carriers were warning him that they would be ordering fewer BlackBerry products unless he dropped his prices to match rival manufacturers.So Mr. Balsillie pushed an alternative plan.The idea started with Aaron Brown, the executive who oversaw the services division at RIM. By 2010, this division was earning $800-million per quarter in revenue from the monthly service access fee it charged mobile carriers for every BlackBerry subscriber. More than 90 per cent of that was profit. Carriers tried to chip away at those fees – Google and Apple didn’t charge them – but RIM always pushed back. Mr. Balsillie was particularly insistent on keeping the service fees. But the executives knew the company’s weakening position in devices would increase pressure on services revenues as well.Even after its terrible year in 2011, RIM still had several advantages, including close relationships with the world’s major carriers. It also had BlackBerry Messenger.RIM developers created the BBM app in 2005 to enable users to communicate not by e-mail but by using their devices’ “personal identification numbers” or PINs. It was the first instant messaging service built for wireless devices, and it caught on quickly. It was reliable, free, always on and users could send as many messages as they wanted at no extra cost, unlike basic text messages. PINs were random codes, not phone numbers or e-mail addresses, enhancing privacy. That made BBM extremely popular in countries where citizens didn’t enjoy as many freedoms as Western democracies, and helped drive handset sales there.BBM’s developers added a few clever elements that also made it addictive. For example, users would know when a message had been delivered and when it had been read, marked D and R. Today there are 60 million monthly active users.But BBM only worked on BlackBerrys. As Apple and Android took off, BBM knock-offs appeared that could function on those devices, including Kik Interactive Inc., founded by Ted Livingston, a former RIM co-op student. Today Kik, boasts 85 million users, more than BlackBerry (which sued Mr. Livingston for allegedly copying its program). Others, such as WhatsApp, are even larger. Instant messaging “is the killer app of the mobile era,” Mr. Livingston said. “We think there will be a Google or Facebook-sized company that comes out of this category.”RIM’s Mr. Brown believed he could tap into this unfolding trend. While working with Mr. Balsillie on other projects, around late 2010 and early 2011, he began to talk up the concept of offering BBM on other mobile platforms.Mr. Balsillie loved it. At the time, some carriers were pushing for rebates on their monthly service fees. Mr. Brown was willing to comply if the carriers would agree to open new parts of their business to RIM. He and Mr. Balsillie struck upon an idea: Why not give carriers the opportunity to offer BBM to all their customers – no matter what devices they used?Most wireless executives were not fans of instant messaging services and other “over-the-top” apps such as Skype because they eroded the carriers’ revenue from text messaging.To counter that threat, carriers banded together to develop a standardized “rich communication service” (RCS) platform that would enable their customers to exchange text messages, videos, games and other digital information. But the initiative has gained little traction; one commentator recently labelled RCS a “zombie technology.”SMS 2.0Mr. Balsillie began floating the idea that carriers could instead offer BBM as their own enhanced version of text messaging, generating revenue for carriers while providing a cut for RIM. He called it “SMS 2.0.” (SMS stands for “short message service.”) RIM would agree to reduce the fees it charged for services, in exchange for gaining access to hundreds of millions of non-BlackBerry users.He and Mr. Brown discussed several options. For example, carriers could offer BBM as part of a standard “talk and text” plan for entry-level smartphone users. Because of its extra functions, BBM would save customers from having to buy a data plan.Or, carriers could offer an expensive plan that included BBM and other offerings from BlackBerry, including one gigabyte of cloud storage on which they could keep photos or songs. The carriers could then sell extra services such as radio through BBM. It would also make the wireless companies’ customers “stickier” – less likely to defect – since they couldn’t move stored data to rival mobile carriers as easily.The SMS 2.0 plan was a throwback to RIM’s move a decade earlier to form partnerships with mobile providers and share revenues. It was a chance to make BBM the dominant chat messaging service, and would have created a new storyfor the BlackBerry brand.A few carriers responded positively to Mr. Balsillie’s initial entreaties and by mid-2011, he was calling SMS 2.0 the company’s top strategic priority.To round out the strategy, and build a suite of cross-platform services, RIM made a few acquisitions, such as instant messaging firm LiveProfile. The service had about 15 million users and worked on Apple and Android devices, giving BBM the entrée it needed to those platforms.But the plan deeply divided the company. BBM was still an important driver of BlackBerry sales. Making it widely available to competitors represented an added threat to RIM’s faltering handset business, led by Mr. Heins at the time. Many inside the company felt a cross-platform BBM made sense, but only when BlackBerry 10 was out. Mr. Balsillie and proponents of his plan felt that would be too late.“It’s fair to say [the risk to handset sales] was a shared concern of everybody I spoke to,” said former RIM executive Mr. Spence. “But it was hard to deny the fact [carriers’ text messaging] revenue was declining. These carriers were looking for a solution and this was a potential solution.”One former executive felt Mr. Balsillie was overestimating the revenue potential of his software-driven strategy. As Mr. Balsillie talked up SMS 2.0, Mr. Heins and his team increasingly cast doubt on it internally. “He was absolutely canvassing behind the scenes working to kill it,” said one company insider.As for Mr. Lazaridis, he was supportive of launching BBM for rival operating systems, but was concerned about the costs and risks involved in building out the SMS 2.0 strategy, said a source close to the board. “We weren’t in a position to be investing in free services that required massive capital expenditure [and could provide] zero payback for maybe a few years if we’re successful,” the source said. Like others, Mr. Lazaridis worried about handset sales.But Mr. Balsillie was increasingly convinced that SMS 2.0 was the way to go. After pitching the plan to CEOs of 12 of the largest wireless carriers in the world in late 2011, he believed he could sign up at least one major U.S. carrier – insiders say AT&T was interested – as well as Telefonica and one or two other European carriers. That’s all it would take, he felt, to convince others to adopt BBM en masse.But other RIM executives who were part of the growing SMS 2.0 team also encountered resistance.Mr. Balsillie was pushing to formally launch SMS 2.0 at an industry conference at the end of February, 2013. But with the company under mounting pressure to overhaul its top leadership, he and Mr. Lazaridis handed the reins to Mr. Heins in late January.A few weeks later, Mr. Heins killed the SMS 2.0 strategy, backed by Mr. Lazaridis.“We had to get the BlackBerry 10 out, and we couldn’t be distracted,” said a source close to the board. “Everything else was shelved. And if that meant getting rid of strategies that didn’t fit, or weren’t complete, or required resources, I think [Mr. Heins] did the right thing.”The Globe and Mail requested interviews with Mr. Heins and with Barbara Stymiest, the chair of the board. The company declined, but agreed to agreed to provide answers to written questions.Asked why he shelved SMS 2.0, Mr. Heins said in an e-mailed response: “There are so many [instant messaging] alternatives in the marketplace that we wanted to be careful to launch only when we felt we could clearly differentiate our offering.”Mr. Balsillie, no longer an executive but still a board member, urged directors to reconsider, but they backed the new CEO. Mr. Balsillie couldn’t abide by the decision. He resigned from the board in late March, then sold all his stock. Few people knew the reason for his departure, including his long-time co-CEO, Mr. Lazaridis.BlackBerry did launch a version of its BBM application last weekend for iPhones and Android devices, but simply as a stand-alone app. Andrew Bocking, the executive who oversees BBM, said that with built-in capabilities to have group chats, share photos, calendar items and other features, “it really takes BBM to a whole other level … I believe there is an opportunity for a dominant player in instant messaging and there will be one winner-take-all.”To those who championed the SMS 2.0 strategy, most of them now gone, RIM should have been well on its way there already.A fizzled launchFinally, close to six years after Apple unveiled the iPhone, the long-awaited BlackBerry 10 made its debut at a glitzy launch event in January, featuring singer Alicia Keys as the company’s “global creative director.” It was a minor detail in a much larger story, but the made-up title and meaningless job irked some who wondered why the company was distracting itself with celebrity endorsements while in the fight of its life.The Z10 device itself won a number of positive reviews. The New York Times’ David Pogue, who previously had predicted that the BlackBerry was doomed, began his review: “I’m sorry. I was wrong.” But eight months later, it’s hard to see the launch as anything other than a total business failure, given the sheer volume of unsold smartphones now written off.The marketing campaign was confusing and vague: An ad that ran during the Super Bowl failed to explain what made the product distinct. A source close to the board said directors weren’t shown the ad before it ran, and some didn’t understand the content or the slogan, “Keep Moving.” There were no lineups, and no buzz for the product – nothing like the frenzy of publicity that seems to surround the launch of each new version of the iPhone.Once again, the market had shifted, and there was little demand for the Z10 in an era where sophisticated operating systems were commonplace and phones were getting cheaper. The one advantage the BlackBerry may have had over its rivals – a physical keyboard – wasn’t present in the first model to hit the market.“The only people still clamouring for a new smartphone from BlackBerry were in it for the keyboard,” said S&P’s Mr. Moorman. “Then they come out with a touchscreen. Anyone who wanted a touchscreen was already gone.”As it turns out, both Mr. Balsillie and Mr. Lazaridis were proven right. It was hard enough to compete in a commoditizing smartphone market. Leading with the wrong product on top of that only made BlackBerry’s task more hopeless. Mr. Heins’s strategic errors only compounded the challenging situation he had inherited.The product was difficult to sell for other reasons. One company insider said it could take close to an hour for young sales staff to demonstrate the product in dealer stores.And many long-time BlackBerry users found that the new system was too different from the classic BlackBerry experience for their liking. Many of the little “moments of delight,” as they are called in the company, were forgotten or overlooked by the QNX developers who lacked ties to the company’s past. For example, users can’t hit “u” and look at the last unread message in their inbox, nor can they easily shift to the next or previous e-mail, as they could on older BlackBerrys. Pocket-dialling is a constant hazard.Meanwhile, the company was slow to provide service to business users – such as helping them to transfer applications they had written for the old BlackBerry system. Software developers were left with dead-end investments after learning they would have to rewrite their apps for the new system if they wanted to remain part of the BlackBerry world. Many simply didn’t bother.“The decisions we made over the last two years were made within the context of a volatile, competitive and ever-changing marketplace – and always with the goal of delivering the vital technology that our customers need,” Mr. Heins said in a written response to questions about the success of the BlackBerry 10 launch. While he called the launch “a signNow accomplishment and one that involved the reinvention of our company,” he acknowledged it “did not meet our expectations.”As for Mr. Lazaridis, he has not given up on the enterprise he founded 29 years ago.He is still a minority shareholder in BlackBerry, and continues to be the subject of rumours he may join a group to buy out his former company.Mr. Lazaridis declined to discuss any such plans, but it is clear he believes the BlackBerry story is not over.“Many companies go through cycles. Intel experienced it, IBM experienced it, Apple experienced it. Our job was to reinvent ourselves, which we all believed BB10 would do,” he said.“The fact that a Canadian company was able to compete in that space with two of the largest tech companies in the world is a big deal. People counted IBM, Apple and other companies out only to be proven wrong. I am rooting that they are wrong on BlackBerry as well.”
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If you could create a TV show that everyone would like, what would it be?
I actually do have 2 ideas for TV shows. Spike and The Adventures of Braden. The Adventures of Braden is about a teenager named Braden who travels the world fighting evil with his cousin Mila and her boyfriend Ivan. Braden uses a device called Yamato, turning him into aliens. Mila uses sorcery and Ivan can absorb things, like touching metal, turning his skin into metal. Even when not fighting evil, they have some adventures. Frank is Mila’s overweight and idiotic dad. He’s fatter than Kim Jong-Un, drinks a lot of beer, and he does a lot of stuff. In one episode, his wife Helen sends him to buy groceries but he comes home 6 hours later with a horse. Mila has a talking dog named Romeo, who’s more logical than most people in Arizona, and a baby brother named Noah, who’s shockingly smart. Spike is about a dog named Spike from India who lives with other characters, doing adult humor. Bowser is a turtle from Japan who stays in his bedroom all day watching Gandhi and Friends, and Chef Pee Pee is his Chef who hates his life since he cooks and cleans for $5 a month. Black Yoshi is a black dinosaur who likes video games and KFC. Jeffy is an unintelligent kid. He has fair skin, blue eyes, wears a blue bicycle helmet for no reason, a diaper on the outside of his pants, and has a pencil in his nostril. Shrek is an ogre from Scotland, who eats cheesecake everyday for breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert. He loves it so much, his girlfriend is a box of Sara Lee. Shrek calls Spike “Donkeh”, Black Yoshi “black donkeh” and Chef Pee Pee “Chef Peehole”.Let’s start off with the episode ideas for “Spike”-Chef poo poo's kitchen disaster:Bowser realizes it's his mom's birthday. so, he tells chef pee pee, but chef pee pee cuts his finger with a knife and goes to the hospital and leaves his clone chef poo poo in charge. poo poo however makes a mess. when Shrek requests cheesecake, he just takes a whole piece of cheese, puts it on bowser's mom's cake, then whacks it with a hammer. when black Yoshi requests a melon, he chops it as fast as he can. bowser is angry at the mess when he finds out, but his mom is excitedShrek's diet:It starts with shrek sitting on the toilet as spike brings him some cheesecake. however, shrek falls down and the doctor comes. the doctor extracts shrek's blood, but it turns out to be velveeta cheese. so, chef pee pee and spike force feed shrek a salad. spike then takes him a gym. when Shrek's done, he loses 450 pounds. before, he weighed 500 pounds. when spike gets him a salad, shrek eats the cheesecake again, and re-gains the weight.shrek's bath problem:It starts with shrek taking a bath. he has an upset stomach, so he calls in spike. spike gets angry because shrek pooped in the tub. however, last time shrek promised not to, spike threw the net away. but then, the door is unlocked but jammed. so, spike asks toad to call a locksmith. so, shrek asks spike to get the cheeseballs, and spike takes the lid off. when shrek grabs them he pours them in the tub. spike asks him why he did that, and shrek claimed it helps moisturize the skin. spike then tells shrek it does not. "Donkeh, it also helps with the hair.", Shrek responds. "What hair?!", Spike asks. "Oh, real mature, donkeh. A furred guy telling a bald guy how to treat his male pattern baldness.", Shrek responds. so, the locksmith says it may take 35 minutes to get the door unstuck. so, he asks shrek to stop being weird. but shrek finds a corn dog, and takes a bite. spike throws the corn dog away.bowser goes to the movies:chef pee pee sits on the couch with some oreos, but has to drive bowser to the movies. bowser gets his popcorn and twizzlers. the movie is charlie and friends: The movie. the movie starts with charlie waking up in the bathtub with a grey blanket and a pillow. he then has to go down 3 flights of stairs. he dives down, and makes it without hurting himself. he takes a mario kart and puts on a hat. he goes to mcdonalds and orders a sausage burrito. the car stops working. so, he spins a hula hoop. he goes to a mini golf course, and hits the ball. it bounces off a wall, and into the hole. he grabs it, dances, but drops it in the golf course river. he then goes home and falls asleep in the bathtub.the pizza delivery:spike and laila are sitting on the couch watching csi: Sesame street. the police are investigating stolen cookies from a cookie jar. however, the cops walk up to elmo and tell him that big bird told them everything, then they beat up elmo. so, they see a long john's pizza commercial for $9.95 and they order one. so, laila orders a large pepperoni pizza. it arrives, and spike has pizza with laila and chef pee pee. then, laila continues her show, and the cops catch cookie monster eating cookies.bowser jr's candy bar:Bowser jr and chef pee pee are at circle k. however, jr wants a hershey's chocolate bar but chef pee pee does let him. so, he hides it under his bib. when they get back, jr hides in his room and eats it. so, jr calls an attorney. the attorney suggests he runs out of the country, but then the attorney shows up in a cop uniform. so, when he explains what happens, chef pee pee tells him that he payed for the chocolate bar, just in case jr tried to steal it. so, jr turned out fine.spike the babysitter:Spike is having a dream about rescuing laila from bowser, but wakes up and finds out it was a dream. there was then a knock on the door. spike asked the kid who he is. the kid told him that his name is jeffy. so, he calls laila to help him, but jeffy's gone when laila arrives. so, it turns out he was wrapped in toilet paper in the bathroom. jeffy has a yellow shirt that says "jeffy" on it, a diaper on the outside of his pants, and he put a pencil up his nose. laila gives him a coloring book, but he puts a yellow crayon up his nostril. so, the cop shows up and jeffy claims his name is jeffy jeffy, and lives at 7 jeffy. so, spike has to keep him until the police find the parents.spike's hobo problem:a hobo shows up, and spike gives him a $20 bill. but then, he gives him the leftovers of his cheeseburger from buffalo wild wings. he gets back and shrek has clogged the toilet. so, chef pee pee is angry at him. spike says shrek should have flushed after each turd, so they don't let him have cheesecake until the toilet gets unclogged. he offers the hobo a $100 payment to clean the toilet. however, he instead writes "Cheeseburger man" in poop on the shower wall. he kicks the hobo out of his house afterwords.the purge:Bowser jr and his friends watch the news, when the news mentions the purge, so bowser locks bowser jr's friends and chef pee pee out of the house. chef pee pee shows up with a few other people to kill them. chef pee pee and his friend wear a scary baby mask and use a handgun. one of them wears an olaf mask and uses a handgun. one of them wears a hello kitty mask with a knife. so, jr opens the door, they turn off the circuits and jr hides. so, he runs off and the guy shoots his wife for letting him get away. he kills olaf with a rope trap. he locks his bedroom door, chef pee pee's friend uses an axe to break through, then says "Here's me!" chef pee pee shoots his friend, but time isup, so he can't kill jr.jeffy's homework:Jeffy has to learn stuff just for one day. he thinks 8-4 is 8 because the 4 is not there anymore. so, the guy who gives Jeffy the test believes jeffy. So, he goes on a cursing argument saying that Eisenhower, and all these other people are wrong. However, he passes the test and "Jeffy's law of subtraction" comes.jeffy's bedtime:It's time for jeffy to go to bed. so, spike gives him a book, green eggs & ham, multiple lights and a monitor to distract him.jeffy gets potty trained:Jeffy poops his pants, and spike tells him a toilet takes his waste. but jeffy poops in the sink, so spike duck tapes him to the toilet, but it doesn't work, so jeffy wants to use a litter boxJeffy's cellphone:Jeffy gets an iphone 6 and prank calls resturants and stores.Jeffy's bad word:spike is driving to the store, a homeless man jumps out in front of his car, yells a curse word and jeffy repeats it. it eventually gets him beat up in a store, and spike spanks jeffy. laila cries because of the spanking. so, Jeffy calls the police and says he was raped. so, spike explains what happens and laila says he beat jeffy. so, spike gets arrested on the news for child abuse, rape and vehicular assault. Jeffy then gets an interview in Los Angeles on the Dr. Goodman show and says spike put his hands in his butt.black yoshi's blank check:black yoshi gets his welfare check, but it's blank. so, he fills it in for $1 million, and gets it. so, black yoshi spends it on kool aid, kfc, and 2 new handguns. but there is a dead body under the couch, and spike gets arrested for murder and money theft.jeffy's mistake:jeffy is wearing his pooperman shirt, and then poops himself. spike asks shrek to babysit, but shrek suggests him to wear a gas mask because he is making biochemical warfare with his poop. laila and spike leave for a date at olive garden and ask black yoshi to babysit. so, black yoshi lets jeffy use the xbox. jeffy punches a cop, the cop shoots him and kills him. jeffy overreacts and throws the xbox out the window. this makes black yoshi tie jeffy up and get a handgun. spike tells him too. spike wakes up and finds out it was a dream, and in real life, jeffy pooped his bed.Jeffy sleepwalks: Jeffy goes to bed, but sleepwalks for fruit loops. so, he touches a bowl but it falls on the floor. he gets a box of fruit loops and pours it on the counter. he then pours milk on the counter, and carries a spoon to bed. spike gets angry and yells at jeffy. jeffy then throws a cushion off the couch at the lamp. spike catches it on camera. then, spike realizes jeffy was sleepwalking.jeffy's birthday:Spike finds a piece of paper in jeffy's pants. it says his birthday is the day after, but the rest of the paper is missing. so, he takes him to chuck e. cheese because he can't afford disneyworld and jeffy will think chucky is micky mouse. so, chef pee pee makes the pencil cake and brings bowser jr and his friends. when he brings the cake, jeffy hits his head on it. jeffy then plays games. when jeffy opens presents he is happy. he gets a big pencil from spike, and jeffy puts it in his butt. laila and spike try to pull it out and succeed. they put jeffy in the ticket blaster, but when the tickets start flying, jeffy screams. when he gets out, he cries and wants to go home.the gun:Bowser jr and his friends use a metal detector. cody finds an ipod, joseph finds a watch and jr finds a handgun. however, a police officer on the news says 5 children were shot to death at the park and are digging it up. jr cuts off his hand to hide his fingerprints, but it turns out david winkle was the killer and the real gun was underneath the slide.jeffy goes to the zoo:Jeffy poops in the bathroom, but forgets to pull his pants down. so, spike takes him to the zoo as a reward. they feed the giraffe, but jeffy thinks the giraffe bit his hand off. so, jeffy sees the gorilla named harambe, but gets attacked. so, the zookeeper shoots harambe with a sniper. so, when they get back they cry. spike asked jeffy why he got in. jeffy responded by saying, "Well, daddy the monkey said 'Come here jeffy let me eat your butt.' " Spike said no one would believe that. spike tells laila and she gets angry.the hitman:Jeffy throws his green beans and jello. he tells spike about jeffy putting private parts in the cheerio box. spike gets sad because of the wasted cheerios. he goes to the park, jeffy throws away his ice cream cone, but the dolphin shoots the wrong kid. so, spike takes jeffy to mcdonalds for the chicken nugget happy meal, but jeffy throws the bag out the window, due to not getting 20 toys. the dolphin tells him that he poisoned the nuggets. so, spike unlocks the front door. jeffy hears the dolphin and calls the police.the police show up and arrest the dolphin.the koopalings:Some koopa kids show up and clean the house. wendy cleans the dishes, but there is a spot, so she wrecks the house and her brothers break the table with a sledgehammer. wendy then shreds the couch in half with a chainsaw. so, spike and his friends are kicked out of the apartment.the new house:It starts with chef pee pee, bowser jr, spike, laila, bowser and jeffy at a holiday inn hotel room. jeffy is jumping on the bed. but a guy shows up at the door, and gives them a tour of their new home. he tells them never to go in a certain door.the ring:Jeffy watches the engagement ring spike got for laila, but throws it in the cheesecake as chef pee pee put it in the oven. so, mario buys shrek so much taco bell, corn, water and 2 containers of miralax in a blender because shrek has been constipated for 3 weeks. Shrek finishes eating then runs to the bathroom. "Oh, Donkeh! It's gonna be Hiroshima in here!". shrek's bathroom break covers the entire bathroom, but the ring was still on the plate, but it falls down the garbage disposal.locked out:spike gives jeffy peas and coke. but jeffy tosses his sippy cup. he hides the peas under his butt, but spike finds out. this makes jeffy cry because he can't have chocolate cake. so, spike gets onto the pattio, and jeffy locks him out. when a cop shows up, jeffy lies that he's never seen spike before in his life. he buys jeffy chocolate cake to get in. jeffy opens the door and there is a big chocolate cake. but spike was hiding in the cake. he chases jeffy to the door, but gets locked out and arrested.Smart jeffy: jeffy jumps on a trampoline, but falls and the pencil goes farther up his nostril. it turns out he is still alive, but much smarter. he takes an iq test, and turns out to have a higher iq than stephen hawking. so, he enters the smartest competition, where the reward is $1 million. he plans to invest the money in oil and 3d printing of organs. jeffy's opponents are cody, jackie chu, and stephen hawking. goodman asks hawking how long the wall of china is, but hawking keeps saying "it is" over and over again, so the manager of the stage set takes hawking back to the shop. but cody gets eliminated because he said febuary had 28 days, but goodman claimed they all did. so jeffy makes it to the final question, but sneezes, and the pencil gets less deep in his nose, and he becomes dumb again. this makes spike said, because smart jeffy was gonna make him money.shrek the babysitter:Spike takes black yoshi to a police station for probation meeting, and shrek babysits jeffy and jr. shrek has to take a poop, and they lock him in the bathroom. so, they eat shrek's cheesecake. since shrek is locked in, he rips his butthole hairs out, and then smells his cheesecake. he breaks the door down. he catches them eating it, and locks them in the bathroom.jeffy loses teeth:Jr hits jeffy in the mouth with a baseball bat because jr did not have a tee, for his teeball, so jeffy held it with his mouth. so, they tie it to a doorknob with 3 attemps. by the 3rd attempt, it falls on spike and jeffy. so, it does not work and jeffy suggests a truck. so, he ties his tooth to a truck, and woody drives the truck. it drags jeffy, but it does not work. so, spike ties a string to shrek's foot, and the other end to jeffy's tooth. he has shrek fall down from the upstairs onto a trampoline. however, jeffy's tooth stays in. but it then falls out. so, the toot hfairy gives him a lot of money.the first day of school:jeffy and jr go to their first day of 2nd grade. their teacher is a chinese man named jackie chu. he gives them a 10 page paper due tommorow for homework. so, jeffy flips his desk and says he isn't doing it, and that the teacher can eat his butt.substitute teacher:Cody's mom is a substitute teacher, because jackie chu is sick. so, jeffy puts an apple in his diaper and says he is a kangaroo. then, the sub tells them about the nazi cheeseburger. cody knows she's making this up. she then says sponges live in sea pineapples with squid neighbors. cody claims she thinks spongebob is real. jeffy then shoots spitballs at her and throws an apple at her. she tries to throw the apple at him, but it hits cody instead. he then throws a globe at her.jeffy's parents:Jeffy's real mom arrives. she says it was very difficult to go to the grocery store. so, jeffy tells what happened when she dropped him off. but she then beat him and put him in the car. so, he says he does not like her. she then whacks him because she is his mother and she gave birth to him in a porta potty. so, he gets hungry and she says he can't eat until next week when the check comes in. so, he jumps out and runs to spike's house. when she arrives, she claims she was getting him a happy meal, so spike calls the police and she gets arrested for child abuse, spitting on spike then charging him $1 and stealing a car. it turns out the other half of the paper was in her purse. he is 12 according to the paper, and his father is jacque pierre francois, the artist who died that day. spike remembers that on easter, jeffy painted the mona lisa on an egg. he then adopts jeffy.isis attack:it starts with them watching tv. the news comes on. "Breaking news, m'kay! isis is headed for pensacola, florida in 3 weeks. so, get weapons and lock your doors, m'kay.", says goodman. the gang gets worried. laila buys some pepper spray, black yoshi uses his handgun, woody gets his sniper, which he uses for shrimpo hunting, chef pee pee uses a frying pan, bowser jr uses a baseball bat and shrek grabs the plunger. they invite a firefighter over in case of a fire. so, isis arrives at black yoshi shoots one of them. spike grabs one of them by surprise and puts em' in handcuffs. laila sprays the leader with her pepper spray can. jeffy calls the police and they are on their way. so, the police arrive and arrest the last 3 survivorsspike's stupid and dumb adventure:spike wakes up randomly in the living room and heads to the kitchen. he see's woody and shrek arguing. shrek put his 2 corn dogs in the toaster oven, but woody wants to put his waffles in there. spike suggests putting it at the same time, but woody says it would be weird to have a corn dog that smells like a waffle or a waffle that smells like a corn dog. shrek says he uses the corn dog to plunge his butt. shrek then goes "Hey, donkey. did you know my butt is an atm?" spike says "I thought you ate shrimp and you had cheesecake." "Well spike, it's your responsibillity to buy the shrimpo's when the check comes in." "Yeah, donkey, and you have to buy my cheesecake when the check arrives, because i don't have a liscence!" shrek then puts a corn dog up spike's butt. jeffy is then seen putting a big pencil in his butt.jeffy's bathtime:spike and laila tell jeffy about bath time, jeffy throws his shirt, pants and diaper at them. he then pees on spike. spike takes a shower, but still smells like a little urine despite using 2 bars of soap. jeffy is seen wearing swim trunks. he puts his foot in the water, but runs off. he puts bubbles in it. jeffy claims the bubbles want to eat his butt, so spike removes the bubbles. he puts on a snorkel and puts a large duck pool raft in there. spike points out that the duck causes him to not get wet, so he pops it. jeffy is then pouring goldfish into the tub to "free them" because he thinks they are alive. laila then suggests letting jeffy have a shower, but jeffy puts the same duck raft in the shower, and stands next to it while dancing.the bake sale:joseph rides his bike off the roof for a dangerous video challenge. since his mom is dead, and he lives alone, his medical bills are $50,000. so, jr and cody make cookies. jr wants to put one batch in, but chef pee pee tugs it, and falls in the oven, and gets 3rd degree burns, and completely fractured except for between his eyes, raising the bills to $125,000. cody puts sprinkles on his cookies, but his glasses then fall off. jr sells a plate to black yoshi for $5,000, but cody gets mad because it's a week before black yoshi's next welfare check comes in. jr throws eggs on a pan and pours cookie mix on it, and the cookies are red. cody tries them, but jr's secret ingredient was ketchup. cody then asks someone for money, but it turns out to be a lamp, because cody lost his glasses. they then find jeffy with a stack of $100,000. jeffy tries one, but does not like it. mr goodman shows up at the door and gives them $100,000 for winning the dangerous video competition. so, they pay chef pee pee and joseph's medical bills.bowser's shrimp alfredo:chef pee pee is in the kitchen, when bowser shows up and says he has a date and she wants shrimp alfredo. chef pee pee checks the freezer, but they only have shrimp chicken. he checks the phone book and finds a shrimpo hunter. he calls the number (1-800 shrimp) and a guy named woody awnsers. he's in africa. he and his buddy mufasa track shrimpo tracks. mufasa gets bit by one, and dies. he then puts a bush over mufasa. they look for the shrimp. woody puts a debbie cake under a box with a stick and string. chef pee pee gets under the box to grab it, but it gets away. so, they chase it in woody's ride: The shrimpo mobile. he sees the shrimp and jumps to get it. chef pee pee screams and stops the car. bowser's date leaves because of how long it is taking. Jeffy's tantrum:Jeffy wants a new Spongebob game on the app store, but Spike says no. He then says he will run away if he doesn't get the game. So, he leaves yelling "Sayonara, fool!". The doorbell rings, and it is Jeffy with glasses and the groucho nose, saying he is a guy collecting credit card numbers for the Spongebob game, when Jeffy was behind Spike, and says he does not know who that is. Jeffy then holds his breath and his face turns green, then breathes. Jeffy then cries as Spike heads into the living room. Jeffy then throws the red couch from upstairs. He then pushes the TV off. He then asks if he can get the Spongebob game. "Oh, your about to get something.", and he beats Jeffy with a belt. 2 weeks later, Jeffy tries hanging himself, when Jr shows up and asks Jeffy why, and Jr gives him an Itunes card with $10. He then tells Spike about the Itunes card, but it turns out Jeffy's Ipad was sold for a replacement couch.Jeffy gets stung by a bee:Jeffy has to poop, so Chef Pee Pee opens the backyard door, when Jeffy eats a bee. He then claims he ate a butterfly and when he said it was yellow, Dr. Mumbai P. Guy worries that it was the Banana Butterfly. They get in a microscoping submarine, and Jeffy licks the couch. They then get in the stomach. It turns out he ate a fish skeleton, a stapler, a toothbrush and a bumble bee. However, Jeffy's arms fell off, so they then spot the butterfly, but Jeffy turns into a banana. So, they eat their way out, and the Doctor gives Jeffy a needle, which reverts him from a banana back to a human.The Baby Project:Jackie Chu explains the process of how babies are made, and says that if it's a girl, throw it in trash. So, they are given babies. Jr and Jeffy work with each other. Cody and Joseph work with each other. Cody names the baby Jacob, but Joseph thinks David would be better. Jeffy throws the baby out the school window, and on the way back, throws it in front of a truck. When they get home, they put it in the tub, but Jeffy tosses in a toaster. It turns out Cody is having a picnic with a cold Chef Boyardee sandwhich. So, Jr and Jeffy put the baby in the sink, but Jr turns on the disposal instead of the soap. So, they put the kid in the crib, but in the morning, it is smoke. Jeffy reveals he shot the baby, then put it on the fire. When they get to school, it turns out all of the babies were girls, so Jr and Jeffy got A+.Bowser Jr. Goes camping:Cody and Joseph come over, but Jr. claims it is raining. So, they set up a tent indoors. Chef Pee Pee goes outside, but Jr throws water at him, and says it was rain. They then roast marshmallows by the fire, but it is electric. They try it over the stove, but they catch on fire, so Jr. pours a water cup. Jeffy shows up and tells a story of Spike forcing him to eat green beans.Loch ness Monster:Jr looks for Nessy, and films a dinosaur toy, and gets famous, and they believe it. So, a scientist named Dr. Frederick Douglass shows up looking for Nessy. Jr makes a wet paper with the signature "Ole Lochy" and it fools the news. So, they have to nuke the lake. Jr confesses the truth, and he gets to keep his home.The couch:Shrek finds a box in the garage, and it has his old, broken toilet seat from 2004, an old corn dog, and 2007 expired cheesecake. Shrek eats it, and poops all over the couch. So, Spike kicks him out and says to take the couch with him. So, Black Yoshi shows up and is eating KFC. Spike realizes he is consuming expired peanut butter, then throws up. So, he checks on Shrek, and it turns out he has moved the couch to near the lake. "Donkey, get out of my swamp!", says Shrek. Spike says it is a lake, but Shrek says it is his swamp. Shrek has a fishing pole to get his cheesecake, since he was kicked out. He then reels it in, and it turns out he caught a Sara Lee Cheesecake box. Spike feels bad and goes to Shrek. Shrek says "Hey Donkey- I mean, Lord Farquaad. You come to kick me out of my swamp?!" Spike then purchases a new white couch, and lets Shrek back into his house. Meanwhile, Shrek is back on his old toilet seat.The dead body:Spike and Jeffy are on their way to get some Afghan grapes, when Spike hits a homeless man. So, they hide it in the truck and Jeffy climbs in the back. "Um, daddy. The dead guys butthole is really dirty. It looks like he hasn't wiped it in forever." So, they get home and suggest cutting the body into pieces. Spike confesses the truth to the cop, but the homeless man is gone. It turns out, Jeffy cut up a ketchup bottle, because the homeless man was alive again. The hobo just said he blacks out sometimes and the car went over him, and did not hit him.The secret door:Spike, Jeffy and Laila are playing hide and seek, but Jeffy hides in the door, when the guy who showed them the house tries to kill them and there is a bunch of dead bodies in that room. However, the police show up and arrest him. It was the cops brother "Does bad things guy."Stuck:Bowser Jr drops his toy train and it falls under a cushion when he falls under. He can't get out. It turns out a homeless man named "Hansel" has been living in that couch for a month eating food that falls under there. So, Cody and Joseph show up, and Hansel pulls them down. This makes them worried. Cody's mom calls the police and Chef Pee Pee is worried. However, Cody is getting claustrophobic and ate the last gummy bear and Joseph ate a piece of a cookie. As a last resort, they eat the homeless man. Chef Pee Pee drops the remote, but he finds them. It turns out they were stuck under the couch for 7 weeks. Jr tells Chef Pee Pee what happened.Jeffy's brain:Jeffy has wings and pours all the pepper on it. He then sneees his brain out of his nostril. After that, a doctor comes with a bucket of brains. The first brain makes Jeffy talk like Black Yoshi, and acts like a lit hipster. So, they knock the brain out. They then put in the next brain, and Jeffy starts speaking in Russian English. "Hello, my name is Vladimir, and I like to kill people. I don't like to use weapons, because they are too quick. I like to strangle them with my bare hands, and eat their last breath. My breath now", said Jeffy in Russian English. The doctor gets choked to distract Jeffy, then Spike hits him with the mallet to take him out. They then select another brain, but he is a redneck who likes Taco Bell, and sombreros. Jeffy is then speaking in an Indian accent. "Thank you for calling tech support. My name is Muhammad. How may I help you today?", said Jeffy in Indian English. They then give the final name, and starts speaking in a French accent and claims he is Jacque Pierre Francois. After that, it turns out it was the right brain, and Jeffy says "Yeah, I learned French from my daddy.". "Why don't you speak French more often, Jeffy?", said Spike. Jeffy then claims he doesn't know what French is.Shrek's coma:Shrek eats too much cheesecake and ends up in a coma. To keep him alive, they plant his brain into the body of a fat human. He still thinks like Shrek and talks like him, but does not eat cheesecake anymore. However, Laila goes on a date with Shrek in his new body, which is an overweight blond-haired human. Black Yoshi suggests that Spike sabotages the date, so he disguises himself as a cheesecake box, and persuades Shrek into eating 15-layer cheesecake. It puts him in a coma, and he is back to his normal body.Attack of the killer shrimp:Dr. Frederick Douglass is using an experiment, but drops a raw shrimp in the green liquid. This turns it into a killer shrimp, killing a little girl in Orlando. It shows up on the news. Spike asks Woody to help, but he is retired, and just bought his plate of Shrimpos from Walmart. But the shrimp shows in the living room, and the cop shows up and says "I'm gonna turn you into fried shrimp!". But then Woody shows up and shoots the giant shrimp 4 times, turning him into 90 raw shirmpos. Woody says he came out of retirement and said he would never give up.Black Yoshi's mistake:Black Yoshi has put a lot of grape kool aid in the bath tub to play call of duty with the Xbox but it falls in the tub. So, Black Yoshi steals the ring Spike was gonna use to propose to Laila. He sells it to the Loan dolphin and gets Chuck E. Cheese tokens, a hand grenade, and $500. So, he leaves the house, but Mr. Potato head is talking to the loan dolphin. "Sorry, Mr. Potato head, but it's gonna cost way more than your mouth and glasses to purchase your arm.", the Loan Dolphin says. He bribes the dolphin with the tokens and it turns out the Dolphin sold the ring to a cop because he lost his wedding ring. Black Yoshi tries to take off the ring while he sleeps, but it's stuck. He ties him to a truck, and it's still stuck. Black Yoshi goes to walmart and buys a 25 cent ring from the twisty things. Meanwhile, Laila and Spike have candles at the dining room and he points out they have been dating for a while and he gives the box and Laila his super happy and says she will marry him.Jeffy's home alone:Spike's grandpa calls and he says his TV is not working. He presses on, and he says "It's making loud noises, and no picture. I just see the curry.". He then says he knows what a TV is after Spike says it's the microwave. Jeffy is already asleeps and Spike leaves. When Jeffy is awake, he poors cheerios on the kitchen table and then pours a bunch in the bathtub, and in the tub, acts like he's sticking his genitals in the cheerios. He then calls Long John's pizza, and uses a voice amplifier asking for Pepperoni Pizza. Before it arrives, Jeffy draws a picture of himself, and a picture of a rabbit with breasts. 2 guys in a black cab show up: One with a New York accent and a bald man in an Australian accent. "C'mon, mate. We don't have time for this. We gotta deliver the package to the boss.", says Australian guy. Mumbai Guy then gives the pizza and is given $10. However, Jeffy got a pizza box with $100,000 while the real pizza is in the car. Jeffy goes to bed and drawing Jeffy comes alive. They go inside. They then call the Loan Dolphin, claiming they've done good progress. They see inflatable bowling pins, and drawing Jeffy knocks over Simmons (Australian), and he is flat like a pancake, and then throws a scoop of mayonaise. However, drawing Jeffy is strangled and captured. Spike then comes back and is mad at Jeffy for what happened. The loan dolphin calls claiming he has the kid and Spike owes $100,000, but Spike doesn't know it's a fake Jeffy, and says he has his kid, so the Loan Dolphin thinks he got the wrong number.Jr's voodoo doll:Jr throws a cup in the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee tells Bowser and he is grounded for a week with no toys or friends. Joseph shows up but is denied entry. So, Chef Pee Pee puts on a Joseph mask, but Jr falls for it, and the disguise is revealed. Joseph sneaks in and gives Jr a large swiss cheese, a rat trap and a voodoo doll. Jr punches the doll and Chef Pee Pee quickly slides his neck backwards and hits his face on the table. Jr then throws it and Chef Pee Pee flies toward the wall. He tugs on it with his dad for playing with a toy, and Chef Pee Pee slides across the floor for a second. Bowser takes it into his room and Chef Pee Pee ends up in the kitchen. Bowser rapes the voodoo doll and Chef Pee Pee's clothes are removed, and Chef Pee Pee rams his head into the oven, and Bowser puts the doll in the sink and keeps the water on, drowning Chef Pee Pee's face in the kitchen sink. When Jr. uses the bathroom and takes it, Chef Pee Pee can finally breathe. Jr puts it on fireworks and Chef Pee Pee flies through the roof into space.Friday the 13th:Jr is playing Hide N seek with Cody and Jospeh, when they find an old newspaper about a kid who drowned in the lake 60 years ago, and a cop tells them every Friday the 13th a kid comes back to murder kids, because they didn’t help him. Jr warns Chef Pee Pee, but Chef Pee Pee doesn’t believe them and Joseph goes home. Jason comes out of the water and takes out Chef Pee Pee. Cody and Jr have to distract Jason, so they throw Ken at his face, head downstairs and throw a cup of water at him, then he is back 40 seconds later. They fill up the bath tub and dip his face into it.Monster:Jeffy is about to go to bed, and Spike tells him to brush his teeth but he says he can’t and ate all the toothepaste. Spike says that is bad, and Jeffy responds with “Why is it bubblegum flavor then?”. While Jeffy is sleeping, a purple and red monster arm takes his blanket, so he tells Laila and Spike, but when they come back, it’s back and they don’t believe him. The monster sticks his head out of the closet. “Hey, helmet boy. No one can save you now. Because I’m gonna eat your butt! Hahahaha!”, said Monster. He tells them again, but they don’t believe him. They leave again, and the Monster arrives and says “Hey, kid. Better not go to sleep, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna eat ya.”. Jeffy leaves and wants to sleep on the couch but Spike tells him to sleep in his room. He decides to give Jeffy a baseball bat in case the monster is real. The monster is back, but is hit multiple times with the baseball bat. At the monsters home, he is in an arm cast, scared. “Please stop. I’m sorry!”, said Monster. Jeffy is under his bed saying “Better not go to sleep. I’m gonna come up there and eat your butt.”. “I just wanna go to sleep!”, said Monster.Jeffy’s kids:Jeffy’s cheerio box looks inflated, so they call the Doctor, and it turns out the cheerio box is pregnant. The doctor decides to perform a C-section on the cheerio box with a box cutter. He removes the first 2 babies from the box, which are 2 small cheerio boxes, then 1 more, who looks like Jeffy, but less white, and has cheerios attached to his skin. Jeffy arrives home with his kids. “What is that thing?!”, said Spike. “OMG, Spike! We’re grandparents!”, said Laila. Jeffy and Jeffy Jr poop themselves. “Jeffy, you’re a dad now. You can’t be doing this!”, said Spike. Jr makes a weird noise with his mouth, and Jeffy responds to it saying “Shut the (F-word) up, Jeffy Jr!”, said Jeffy. Jeffy takes him to get something from the pantry, just putting a bunch of cookies, goldfish, and a few gummy worms on a plate with maple syrup and Jr throws the plate. Jeffy gives Jr a spanking. “Jeffy, your not supposed to beat your kids.”, said Laila. “My mommy beat me.”, said Jeffy. Jeffy decides he is done with Jr pooping himself so he takes him to the bathroom. “Ok, Jr, your gonna stay in that toilet until you learn to use it!”, said Jeffy, but as he leaves, Jr is flushed. Bowser Jr is in the kitchen eating a bowl of cheerios, and Jeffy calls a police officer about it and he sees Jr eating them. “Hey, murderer! I helped him deliver those kids earlier today!”, said Officer. Jeffy is crying when he heads upstairs. Spike asks whats wrong. “I’m a bad daddy!”, said Jeffy. Spike tells Jeffy to wait till he is older to have kids, and he is asked how he got the cheerio box pregnant. Jeffy explains by getting a bagel by calling it a stinkhole, then a banana calling it Hippo Wong, then shows it off-screen.Jeffy’s mission:Jeffy hears about Winston Churchill being alive again. He decides to save the world. He first gets a cab ride in the back. He decides to climb up into front. “I have to keep my hands on the wheel.”, said the Nigerian cab driver Nursultan. They introduce each other. “I’m after someone alive again. I need to save the world. But I can’t do it alone. I got some clever friends.”, said Jeffy. “Who is it, and why?”, said Nursultan. “Winston Churchill. He caused the Bengal famine in 1943, by helping Europe and not giving aid to India.”, said Jeffy. “Nursultan, I’m starting to think there’s a reason I’m in this cab.”, said Jeffy. “Yes, you called.”, said Nursultan. “No, my slender black friend. New friends. Hold on tight to dreams and never let go!”, said Jeffy. Jeffy arrives at a block and sees Shrek, Woody and Bowser Jr. “Ok, donkies. We got to stop Winston. Let’s work together.”, said Shrek. “I see his minions in that car. Jeffy throws a container of mayonnaise, making the car crash, and Woody steps on the minions face. “Where is Winston?”, said Woody. “You can’t make me tell you. He’s gonna ban imports from India and you can’t make me.”, said Woody. Shrek shows his fists, and mentions how terrible smelling he is. “OK, ok! I’ll talk. He’s in the UK’s parliament chamber making plans about Christian supremacy.”, said the henchmen. “Well, Shrek, Jeffy, we got to get to the UK.”, said Woody. “After we get home, can I have some spicy shrimpo droppings on my cheesecake? I don’t care if it’s so spicy my butthole flips inside out. Give em to me! I want my butthole to feel like it’s sunbathing in Costa Rica!”, said Shrek. “We can when we get home, Shrek. But now…. We got to defeat Winston Churchill!”, said Woody. The team gets off the airport, and they arrive at the hotel. They notice Winston Churchill on the street. Woody decides to use a smoke bomb to knock out Winston, and puts on cuffs, and uses another smoke bomb to escape while he puts handcuffs on Winston Churchill, behind his back while he is temporarily unconscious. “Oh, donkey. We better not get arrested. We got to hide.”, said Shrek. “Don’t worry Shrek. I’ll expose the truth.”, said Jeffy. “Hey, everyone. Winston Churchill caused a 1943 famine by giving aid to Europe instead of india, and he wants to sanction India, which will damage economic growth! Kick this guy out of Europe!”, said Jeffy. The truth is found out, and Jeffy is now a hero for Europe.Zombie Bowser:Chef Pee Pee is asleep and the kitchen is messy. Bowser tells Chef Pee Pee to clean and cook his burger at the same time, or else Bowser will make him eat his toe nails, which he has not cut in years. Chef Pee Pee decides to give bowser food poisoning by rubbing the patty in the toilet, dropping it on the floor, and putting a sock on the frying pan. He gives it to Bowser, and Jr is watching a show. “Hi, my name’s Tahir, and I’mma show you what you should do if you have a zombie trying to kill you! Step 1: Pull out yo bat! Step 2: Get the home run!”, said a black man as he hit a zombie with a baseball bat. “Chef Pee Pee, are zombies real?”, Jr asks. “No, Jr. Zombies aren’t real. When you die, you die. There’s no coming back!”, Chef Pee Pee said. “Well, Chef Pee Pee, if zombies aren’t real, how can we talk about them?”, Jr says. “Jr, I got to go. You blew my mind.”, Chef Pee Pee says as he leaves. “That means… if they’re not real, you can’t talk about them since they don’t exist.”, Jr says. Bowser has turned Green and is groaning. Jr hits Bowser with a baseball bat and Bowser falls down and gets up, making Chef Pee Pee get poisoned. Fountain of Youth:Jr and his friends are about to have some Trix cereal that Chef Pee Pee made for them. Bowser notices that Jr and his friends are having Trix. Bowser asks why, and Jr responds with “They’re for kids”. Cody claims no one over the age of 12 eats it. A cop shows up seeing Bowser eating trix, giving them a warning, and it turns out that it’s more than just a commercial. It is the law. Bowser then goes to the gas station. The cashier asks how old he is. Bowser just says “11”. “You don’t look 11. I’m calling the cops.”, the guy responds. Bowser then leaves. Bowser is crying on his red couch. When he takes a bath, he becomes smaller, to Jr’s size. Chef Pee Pee notices that Bowser is a kid, so he says Bowser must do what he says now. The next morning, Jr, Bowser and his friends go to school. “Aright, crass. It’s time for a roll call. But I can’t read this, because my eyes are slant. So so slant. I have coin slot eyes. I can’t see out of them. I’m Asian, is what I am trying to say.”, Jackie Chu says. “Jr, where are all the girls at? It’s a complete sausage fest!”, Bowser says to Jr. “I know, right? Awesome.”, Cody says. “Oh, I can’t read. We have a new student. Introduce yourself!”, Jackie Chu says. “My name is Dad. I’m 6 feet tall and I don’t play by the rules.”, Bowser responds. “Today, we’re going to be learning about shapes and stuff.”, Jackie Chu says. “Boring! When are we gonna learn about boobies! And some ladies! And buttholes!”, Bowser says. “I’m only O.K with the last one.”, Cody says. “Dad, we rearn about that last week.”, Jackie Chu responds. When Jr, and his friends get home, the effects of Bowser being young again where off, and Bowser is crying.Jeffy loses his arms:“Hey, uh, daddy. Don’t get mad, but, uh. I lost my arms.”, Jeffy tells Spike. Spike says Jeffy’s arms are in his shirt, and one arm slides out. “That’s my pee pee, daddy.”, Jeffy says. “Oh, that’s your pee pee? Why does your pee pee have 4 fingers?”, Spike asks. Spike bets $100 he can’t go the whole day without using his arms. Jeffy goes to the bathroom but comes out with brown all over his face. Jeffy claims it’s chocolate cake, but Spike responds with “There’s no way you found chocolate cake in the bathroom.”, Spike says. Spike goes to Check. It turns out there is. “Oh, hey, Donkeh. So it was you who ate your chocolate cake!”, Shrek says. 2 people show up at the front door and throw a cricket ball. Jeffy catches it in his mouth. They toss a $50,000 check, but Jeffy fails to catch it. Jeffy wants cereal so he gets a bowl and cheerio box. He puts them on the counter. He just pushes both of them off the table with his head, removes the milk cap with his mouth, and drops the milk gallon onto the floor. Spike locks the front door, but the window is damaged, and an Australian-accented criminal shows up, and it turns out it’s some show called “Catch the check while being threatened”. The Competition:As Jeffy is coloring, Bowser shows up and claims that Jr is a better son than Jeffy. He goes to get Jr. “I ain’t saying she a gold digger. But she ain’t messing with no broke--”, Jr is saying as he is playing his xylophone and is interrupted. They start off by singing. Jr with his xylophone and Jeffy with his cat keyboard. Jeffy sings “Finger’s in my butt. Looks like mud. Now they in my mouth, and taste good.”. Jr goes. “Me, Chinese. Me play joke. Me go pee pee in your coke. It tastes bad. Suck my nad. I am rad.”, Jr says. The next round is basketball. Jeffy throws the basketball towards the wall. Jeffy then reveals he defecated on the carpet earlier. Bowser tells Jr that if he misses the shot, he will run over his hands with a lawnmower. The next round is origami. Jeffy crumbles up the paper into a ball and Jr makes an airplane. Spike says it is a snowball. Spike sees a “Which daughter is better?” commercial, and decides to disguise Jeffy and Jr as girls. They get into the competition, but Cody is disguised as a female and wins.Jeffy gets a cavity:Jeffy is about to have breakfast. Since he does not like green beans, Spike does something. He gets a plate. Corn for the healthy part, oreos for the tasty, and gumballs for decorations. Jeffy bites the oreo and yells. “Well, Jeffy, I told you to brush your teeth, but you didn’t listen!”, Spike says. A dentist shows up with a drill, but Jeffy insists he will deal with the pain. Jeffy gets to class, but a classmate is bullying him. “What took you so long? Was your mommy breastfeeding you?”, he asks. “No, actually, your mom was. Her nips were nice. This cavity is what you get when you enjoy too many nipular areas.”, Jeffy reponds. Jr gives Jeffy a chocolate bar, but Jeffy is cursing from the pain and is kicked out. Spike gets skittles, and Jeffy takes a bite of one, and yells “Cocker spaniel!”, Jeffy yells. Jeffy tries a red one. “OW! Cock! Cock-a-doodle do!”, Jeffy responds. Jeffy tries a green one. “OW! OW! COCKROACH! DAMN IT!”, Jeffy says. Jeffy goes into his room, but Spike knocks him out with a baseball bat, so the dentist can replace his tooth with a new tooth.Jeffy gets glasses:Jeffy has pointed a laser in his eye and a doctor has come over. He shows a picture of him and his wife. “Now, Jeffy, do you see the big, fat bitch?”, the Doctor asks. “Kinda.”, Jeffy responds. “How is this going to help?”, Spike asks. “Oh, it’s gonna help. Because if he can’t see the fat cow in this picture, he is clearly blind. You can see it from space. This picture was taken with a hubble telescope.”, Mumbai Guy responds. “It looks like a nice wedding. It’s on the beach.”, Spike responds. “Yeah, it was in Odisha. Everyone kept running up, thinking there was a beached whale, but that’s just my wife. I flew, but ol’ Shamu here had a weight limit, so we had to lure her to the island with buckets of chum.”, Mumbai Guy explains. “It looks like a nice wedding.”, Spike responds. “Oh, yeah, it was O.K. Lots of finger foods. But not for Mishti. She was grabbing fistfuls of food. At the table, everyone had spoons, she had a shovel. Instead of a flower girl, we had a candy girl, with a trick-or-treat bucket. Instead of a bouqet, she had a bucket of chicken that she threw, and it was empty. I got her a wedding ring. It was an onion ring. She ate the engagement onion ring, so I got another one. That didn’t last long either.”, Mumbai Guy explains. “Well, why didn’t you do the classic “pick-her-up” picture?”, Spike asks. “I like my back.”, Mumbai Guy responds. He then gets a sheet of paper with letters for an eye exam. Jeffy reads it. “I…. C U…. P E E---“, he reads as he is interrupted by a laugh from Mumbai Guy. He gives Jeffy classes. Then says “Ha, ha! 4 eyes! I’m just preparing him.”, Mumbai Guy says. He gets his phone and reads nicknames: “Window Face! Lady Ga-Goggles! No-sandwhich with glassbread. Goggletron! Kid from Stuart Little! And, uh, Harry Potter!”, Mumbai Guy reads. Jeffy goes to school. “OK, crass. Today, we’re gonna be rearning why the Great Wall of China is so great. First, Great Wall was built to keep Mongolian out. Big, enemy Mongolian tried to steal Egg roll. Egg Roll is sacred in China. Top of the pyramid.”, Jackie Chu says to his class. “Hey, nerd. Can you see into the future with those glasses?”, a bully says to Jeffy. “You know what? Hold on, let me check. Oh, yeah. It says if you keep talking shit, you gon’ get hit, bitch!”, Jeffy responds. “We could fight, but I’d have glass in my fists after hitting you’re windshield.”, the Bully responds. Jeffy headbutts the bully, knocking him and his seat over.Cody’s mistake:Cody asks his mom if he can go to the beach with Jr and Joseph. “No, Cody, I saw on T.V. There’s a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea. He’s friends with a squirrel that knows Karate, and she’s gonna get your butthole kicked!”, she responds. They head to the beach with Chef Pee Pee. Cody and Ken are laying down, and Cody squirts a lot of sunscreen on Ken’s back, and then comes to see Joseph’s castle. Chef Pee Pee damages the castle, to make fun of them. They decide to get him back. Chef Pee Pee is laying down tanning. “Come on, Pee Pee. Let’s get you nice and dark. Cuz the ladies love the dark Pee Pee.”, Chef Pee Pee tells himself. They bury Chef Pee Pee with just his head sticking out and leave him at the beach. “Cody, you look like a tomato.”, Jr tells Cody, noticing his sunburn. “Oh, cuz I’m ripe and juicy?”, Cody asks. “No, you look like a stop sign.”, Jr responds. “Oh, cuz people stop to look at my abs?”, Cody asks. “No, I mean you look like an apple.”, Jr says. “Oh, cuz you want to put your worm inside me?”, Cody asks. “No, you look like the couch.”, Jr says. “You want to sit on my face?”, Cody asks. Cody’s mom has arrived at the house and Jr wears Cody’s clothes to disguise. “Hey, Cody. I brought your butt medicine. Wait, did you gain weight?”, Cody’s mom says. Cody’s mom sees Cody’s sunburn and says she’s gonna punish him. “Cody, I’m gonna have to ground you. Now, let’s go home and take your butt pills.”, she says. “I thought I was grounded.”, Cody respondsHide and Seek:Bowser checks his security cameras to reveal Chef Pee Pee spit and shaved his pubic hair in his food, and Bowser gets mad at Chef Pee Pee and instead wants him to pee in his food, and the cameras also reveal that when Jr asked for water, Chef Pee Pee instead poured a cup of water on his bed sheets. Chef Pee Pee tells Jr to count to 100,000. Chef Pee Pee decides to hide up in the attic since no one ever goes up there. Jr gets to 55 and stops. Cody and Joseph visit, and notice Chef Pee Pee isn’t anywhere. Bowser checks the cameras and it turns out Chef Pee Pee is in the attic. Chef Pee Pee is about to go to the bathroom, but walks on a platform and falls through it, landing on the 2nd floor. Cody’s Parent Problem:Cody’s parents are in their car. Judy checks Tyrone’s phone to see what time Chuck E. Cheese closes. Pizza Hut texts Tyrone saying “I miss you.”. Judy asks why. “They miss us ordering the food.”, Tyrone responds. Judy points out they had Pizza Hut the previous night, and Tyrone claims they just love being ordered. Pizza hut also texts “I can’t wait to bang you” and “I hope your wife doesn’t find out”. Tyrone claims it’s a bang for the buck, and that there’s thick crust, and that she doesn’t find out about the deals. They then leave. Chef Pee Pee is cooking some fish sticks (fish on a frying pan with wooden sticks). Judy arrives and comes inside, smelling Chef Pee Pee’s cooking. “Ooh, fish sticks. Hopefully, my fish is gonna have your stick tonight.”, Judy says. Judy and Bowser fall in love with each other. Jr hears them having sex with each other, and they decide to trick Judy into cheating on Bowser. Cody knocks out Chef Pee Pee and pours water on him. Judy gives CPR, and she and Bowser break up. Judy and Tyrone then get back togetherNow, let’s do “Adventures of Braden”-Braden returns:Mila is out fighting a group of knights. Braden heads back to his home, and gets Rebellion. but it does not work. however, he gets new aliens and tests out one called big chill, and it has ice breath. he then meets a girl named Xiara Lopez, who congratulates him. this gets Braden a girlfriend. He then leaves to see Mila at her karate class. the forever knights show up again. it turns out that their supplier is Braden's old enemy: Ivan. he uses a laser gun called the laser lance. it is level 5 technology. a group of aliens called the dnaliens shows up. he then turns into a plant based creature called swampfire. he gets his limbs shot off, but grows 'em back. so, swampfire then projects flame from his hands. The next day, Mila adopts a smart, talking brown dog, and names him Romeo. The day after Romeo is adopted, Mila gets a new brother: Noah.all that glitters:Braden is having a walk with Mila and Ivan. there is a truck crashing. a teenager named Michael Morningstar rescues the teen girl. so, there are dnaliens heading their way, and Braden turns into a new alien called chromastone. chromastone then fires a multicolored energy blast at the aliens. later that day, they visit Michael’s mansion, and he absorbs Mila's energy, turning her wrinkled. Braden then turns into jetray and shoots mike with his lasers. Mila then turns back to normal, and mike's skin turns into black ash.darkstar rising:a group of forever knights attack, and Braden turns into a new alien called goop. goop is a large body of slime. the next day, the team is at mr. smoothy. it turns out mike has become known as darkstar, and can use dark energy. he then drains energy from captives. he can now fly, and shoot black energy beams from his hands.Braden then turns into a dinosaur alien called humungosaur and punches mike.vengence of vilgax part 1:it starts with vilgax fighting 4 aliens. his new servant, psyphon shows up with several drone robots. Braden's grandpa and his plumber team show up, but they lose the fight.vengence of vilgax part 2:Braden realizes goop, chromastone, spidermonkey, and way big are gone from Rebellion. it turns out he has 24 hours to find them. Braden finds chromastone. he tries to turn into humungosaur, but turns into upchuck and captures chromastone. Braden then turns into brainstorm to rescue Mila and capture spidermonkey. he then travels into the sewers and blows up the sewers due to the flames getting in contact with sewer methane. he then captures goop. he then turns into jetray and attacks vilgax. he then turns into big chill and freezes vilgax, but vilgax shocks him. afterwards, he captures way big, but turns into chromastone. so, he destroys chromastone, but chromastone then turns into diamondhead and takes out vilgax.ghost town:Vilgax shows up and asks Braden for helps. Braden says yes, and heads to vilgax's home planet. he turns into swampfire and saves a crying little girl. he then heads into vilgax's palace, captures ghost freak and turns into him. but the evil form of ghostfreak takes over, and Braden plans to never transform for 2 years into ghostfreak.Gay Frank:Frank is sent to buy groceries, and Helen gives him money. He buys a horse, and it turns out he had enough money. “Frank, there’s something off about that horse.”, said Helen. Frank then says the horse is brain damaged. The horse falls over and gets back up. The horse urinates in the living room. “You know what? I don’t want him to feel self-conscious. Everybody pee.”, said Frank. “Frank we’re…”, said Helen interrupted. “Everybody pees, nnow!”, said Frank. “We’re an unusual family.”, said Noah. The horse walks into the kitchen, and licks Noah’s head. The horse walks into Frank and Helen’s bedroom and licks Frank’s butt. “What made you come around, Helen? I love you so much. I love you so much, Helen.”, said Frank. The next morning, the horse is behind the car. “Frank, that horse is just creepy.”, said Helen. The car crashes into Juhahn’s house as he’s taking a bath. The horse licks the bath water. “That’s nasty. That’s got all my stink of the day.”, said Juhahn. The next day, Frank is in the kitchen and Helen asks why there’s a lot of milk. “Oh, that reminds me. Some of that is not milk. It’s horse sperm. I’m a horse breeder now.”, said Frank. Noah is weirded out, and eats his cereal slower. “Frank, no one’s gonna want to breed with that horse”, said Romeo. “Yes, they will. After tomorrow, he will win the Tucson derby. I have a 6th sense. Remember when I predicted the ending to Finding Nemo?”, said Frank. However, the horse just keeps running into walls, and Frank is in debt. Frank goes to the doctor, who will do an experiment to determine if being gay is genetic, and Frank will receive $125. It makes Frank gay, but it also causes him to leave his house and get a boyfriend.con of rath:Mila, Ivan and Braden are asked to babysit an alien. but the alien causes Braden to turn into an agressive tiger alien called rath. Mila knocks Rath unconscious and he wakes up. It turns out Rath’s speices is aggressive, has retractable taydenite claws, a taydenite skeleton, and a healing factor. The team then heads to a planet with a bunch of taydenite, and rath punches vulcanus in the chest. when the baby's parents come, Braden reverts to human.single-handed:Braden as spidermonkey is being chased by a guy named sunder. sunder cuts off Braden's hand and Braden is in the null void while his left hand is on earth. he is chased by vulpimancers, but turns into jetray to escape. Xiara takes his hand to Ivan and Mila. Mila fights sunder. Xiara turns Braden into Diamondhead to fight sunder. when Braden returns to earth, his hand is in the null void, but he turns into brainstorm and fires an electrical blast at sunder. he then turns into echo echo, clones himself, and uses the sonic screamWelfare Frank:Frank loses his job and gets a welfare check of $150,000 a week. He rents the statue of David. He reveals the penis broke off, so he threw it at the neighbor. “I shall call you Eduardo!”, says the guy who receives it from being thrown. He tells Helen he’s getting a big raise, and offers to take them to the most expensive meal. “I’d like 6,000 chicken fuh-juy-tuhs, please.”, said Frank at the drive through, mistaking the Fajita pronunciation. Frank gets a moat and lip surgery for Mila. The check arrives in the mail and Helen finds the truth and is mad. Frank gets a blimp over a baseball game and drops a large bag of money over the game.Mila’s crush:Tucson has run out of cops, so Frank steals a giraffe from the zoo. It then goes to Shane’s house. “Oh, yeah that feels good, honey. Hey! Your not the giraffe from last night! Get out!”, said Shane. It then crashes into Juhahn’s house as he’s taking a bath. Tucson High school is having an upcoming dance. Meanwhile, Mila’s dad Frank is wearing a cop outfit and spending time with his friends Juhahn Brown and Joe Colby. Mila comes home from school, threatening to hurt herself, since she has no date. As a last resort, Romeo agrees to take her, so he puts on a black suit. He hides his frustration by drinking a bottle of booze. Some girl named Ellie shows up and says “You know, Mila, uglies aren’t allowed. So, Romeo can stay, and you can leave.”. “You know, Ellie, I think I have an idea why you’re such a (b-word).”, said Romeo. “You see, you can’t bear to look at yourself in the mirror, only to see a white devil. So, you pick on Mila to avoid the inevitable realization, that you’re so ugly, even Kim Jong-Un is smart enough to know not to date you. How’s that feel, Ellie?”, said Romeo. Romeo and Mila then kiss, but Romeo throws up, claiming it was the booze. The next day, Romeo explains they are just friends. Mila claims to get over it, so she bakes him a pie to show it. Romeo asks what is in it. “Well, there’s some apples, some cinnamon and my hair.”, said Mila. “My hair is in the pie, Romeo, and now it’s inside of you. Part of me is inside of you. Do you feel me, Romeo? Do you feel me?”, said Mila. She locks herself in her room, thinking about him, and Romeo says to Mila’s mom Helen that he may have made out with Mila. She punches him, asking what is wrong with him. “This morning, she made me eat the hair in her pie.”, said Romeo. She then punches him again. He goes upstairs to check on Mila, but she follows him around. She ties him up in white bandages, like a mummy, with only his head sticking out to take him to a motel. Frank, Juhahn and, Shane and Kronk are in the living room, in their cop outfits waiting for something to happen. “What are you doing?”, asked Juhahn. “Watching Shelby take off her clothes.”, said Kronk. “She’s your wife.”, said Juhahn. “I like to pretend she’s a stranger who looks like Shelby and lives in my house.”, said Kronk. Braden then shows up and reports Romeo being tied up. Meanwhile, at the motel, Mila says “Get ready, Romeo, because we’re gonna be here a hwile.”, as she takes off her clothes and gets into just her underwear and bra. Helen, and the 3 idiot cops show up and explain to her that is wrong, and she’ll eventually find another boy.Shiva arrives:Frank, Helen, Mila, Braden, Romeo and Noah are in a diner, where the waiters and waitresses are dressed like people like Marilyn Monroe. The song “I’m N luv (Wit a stripper)” is playing. Frank gets excited, gets up, dances and sings. “Braden, don’t you know I’m N Luv wit a stripper? MILA, everybody knows that I’m N Luv wit a stripper! Guy behind the counter. I’m N Luv wit a stripper. Hey, frightened little child. I’m N luv wit a stripper. lady on the toilet. I’m N luv wit a stripper.” The man removes the CD from the jukebox, and gives it to Frank. Later that day, Frank is sleeping. Noah and Romeo destroy the CD. Frank goes to a record store and asks if they have the CD. “No, a dog and a baby took all copies.”, said the guy, who was the God Shiva. “Say, you look familiar. Did you go to Carol Rae Elementary?”, said Frank, “No”, said Shiva. “You friends with Gary, who owns the bike store?”, and then Shiva said no. “Are you Shiva?”, said Frank. “Oh, my gosh! Your Lord Shiva!”, said Frank. “No, I’m not. I’m just a blue guy working at a record store.”, said Shiva. “Well then, you won’t mind if I pee on these Indian DVD’s.”, said Frank. It turns out Shiva pops in every hundred years or so. He visits Frank’s place for dinner. He turns Mila and Braden’s dinner into ice cream sundaes. Frank then whispers something into his ear, and Shiva makes Helen’s breasts slightly larger. Romeo’s jaw drops. Shiva is on TV and becomes famous. He then leaves, deciding earth is not ready for him yet, and gives Frank the T-Pain CD.Baby not on board:Frank wins free gas points, and takes Romeo, Braden, Helen and Mila to New York. Noah sneaks out of his car seat. Noah wakes up and realizes they are gone. He goes to get soda. “Helen, I’m drinking my first soda. Better come stop me!”, said Noah. “Oh, that’s good! Must be the sugar! Bartholomew, suddenly I want to run. Chase me!”, he then said. He then runs for a minute and then says “Now, I’m sad.”. The group arrives at New York. “So, this is where the first guy got AIDS.”, said Frank. “Frank, this is the sight of the 9/11 terrorist attack.”, said Romeo. “So Saddam Hussein did this?”, said Frank. “No.”, said Romeo. “The Iraqi army?”., Frank said. “No.”, said Romeo. “That one lady who visited Iraq that one time?”, Frank said. “No, Frank. Iraq had nothing to do with this. It was a bunch of Saudi Arabians, Lebanese, and Egyptians financed by a Saudi Arabian living in Afghanistan and sheltered by Pakistanis.”, said Romeo. “So we should declare war on Iran?”, said Frank. Xiara shows up and meets Mila for the first time. “I’m Mila, Braden’s cousin. If you need any protection from evil when Braden’s not busy. Or, when I’m not around you can always talk to my sister Megan. Hi, how are ya?”, Mila says to Xiara then says to her reflection in a nearby puddle. Helen then takes the blanket off the car seat, only to discover Noah is not there. “That is hilarious. I can imagine him freaking out.”, said Romeo. So, they call Shane and Juhahn to babysit him. They show up, the door opens, and they are taken out with a gas trap. Noah realizes his mistake, since he was wearing a mask, so he hides them in the washing room. After not receiving any calls for 8 hours, the family goes back.primus:Braden, Ivan and Mila head to a strange new planet. they are then captured along with azmuth. Braden gives vilgax Rebellion and turns him into goop. he grabs the artificial gravity projector, turns it off and takes back Rebellion. afterwards, Braden turns into cannonbolt and knocks vilgax into a pit, but vilgax gets bigger, so Braden turns into way big and tosses vilgax into space.vendetta:A criminal called ragnarok escapes from the null void. Ivan claims ragnarok killed Ivan's dad. so, when ragnarok arrives, Ivan fights him off by punching. Braden then turns into lodestar and uses magnetic waves to throw a garage door and a couple cars at ragnarok, but he survives. Mila uses her sorcery. ragnarok fires a white blast, but Braden turns into diamondhead and uses his arms to reflect the blast back at him. he then fires the diamond shards, but he misses the fire. Ivan then punches ragnarok to death(Movie) The swarm (realistic looking):It starts with Braden, Mila and Ivan at a black market. A woman named Elena, offers to sell them Nanochips. The nanochips become alive. The team decides they need to stop the nanochips. Ivan is driving his car, but is chased by nanochips. This makes Braden turn into humongosaur to fight the nanochips off, demolishin
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